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A phrase which is used to emphasise how much the speaker wishes not to do or take part in some activity, used as a response to a suggestion or request.

Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.

May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x

Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!
I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than attend a Justin Bieber concert.
by Elthrin November 8, 2013
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Sarcasm,,,,self explanatory.

Used when given a task that's,,,, undesirable.
Hey Joe,,,,you have a boatload of fish to clean,,,how do you feel about that ? I'd rather do this than FUCK.
by XLNT Eagle November 16, 2022
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I'd rather eat a shoe

A way of saying that you would rather do anything instead of what someone has just told you to do.
Person 1: are you going to do your homework
Person 2: i'd rather eat a shoe
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A 300lb dumbfuck who stays in their moms basement playing the Xbox 360 their mom gave them 8 years ago.
They often have no education, are illiterate and usually think arson = funny, it’s common for these type of discord moderators to watch underage Tik-Tok e-girls dancing.

See: pedophile

I would rant on the “see the world die in their hands” part but that would take too long. So…

See: gacha kid, roblox kid, dumbfuck
Person 3: Man I just heard Person 89 knows very little english

Person 10: You mean him and those low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands..? Yeah fuck them.

Person 3: Jesus don’t explain the entire FNAF lore just from that holy-
by Massive rotating balls god August 20, 2022
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Rath

a cool DK character who loves kickin' demon ass!
Rath: Let's go kick some demon ass, you guys!
by Thatz Foreman December 21, 2003
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rathan

Is a very annoying friend if you're friends with someone named rathan just know there annoying
Rathan
by anonymous September 29, 2021
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