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jolly ranchered

when a man shits a ton of little poops into a chicks mouth, and then she vomits the shit and her early breakfast back into the man's asshole
Yoo, dog I jolly ranchered this girl, and she fucking vomited all over my designer clothes, what a bitch.
by laikario March 9, 2021
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Jolly rancher cum shot

When a man puts a jolly rancher in his dick hole and cums, making it multi-colored.
Hey try something new with your partner, like the Jolly Rancher Cum Shot. I tried it, was fun, but hurt a lottt
by Joe Mamamaama May 6, 2021
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El Ranchero

The man of the ranch for he is always lost in the sauce, or someone who is the player of players.
Damn he was el ranchero with that girl last night
by Cpl jacobson November 21, 2021
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Team Rancher

The duo name (or sometimes ship name, in a character context since shipping those CCs isn't okay.) of Solidaritygaming and Tangotek. They met in double life and are adorable. Absolutely best friends. Figured this deserved a definition since Flower Husbands is on here. Pulsar picture to represent my love towards them.
Me: "I ship Team Rancher's characters more than Flower Husbands, to be honest."
My friend: "Who dat?" (They watch Grian and Ldshadowlady.)
Me: Shows them a picture.
My friend: "Yeah, they look happier than the Flower Husbands one you showed me earlier."
by The Neutron Star October 1, 2023
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tootsie rancher

Someone who ranches that tootsie
Hey girl, your I’m here to be tour tootsie rancher!
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Jolly rancher tipper

When a person sticks a piece of jolly ranchers up a soggy vagina and licks it
by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025
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oklahoma toaster rancher

An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent
You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out
by Wort!Wort!Wort! May 10, 2018
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