Rocket Raccoon

The best not a raccoon in the whole flarking galaxy

Not a raccoon nor a flarking trash panda

ONLY ROCKET NOT Rocket Raccoon

by V1NCERULES July 17, 2022

quaint racoon

An intresting raccoon in usual but attractive way

That racoon seems like it's a quaint racoon

by Quaint racoon April 17, 2023

racoon slut

Cassidy Franklin from mission BC

wearing too much makeup looking like a racoon and just being a straight up slut, racoon slut

by frankkksmithhh12345 November 11, 2011

the screaming raccoon

when a man is giving a women anal sex, then punches her in the back of the head to knock her out. then shits in both of her eyes and fists her.

Dude i gave this random chick the screaming raccoon last night! she's gunna be pissed!

by Chico The Goat December 20, 2008

Raccoon Punching

When someone gets hit in both eyes and ends up with
bruises so they look like a raccoon.
Can also be called "Zorro Mask" or "Burglar Mask"

Joe: Hey, what happen to Derrick? I heard he can barely
see because both of his eyes.
Mark: Yeah but you should really see him.
Apparently he got into some serious raccoon punching.

by 1cebear August 13, 2010

Raccooning

Furiously scraping the bottom of a bowl to get every last morsel of a dish.

The group hadn't even finished ordering but Laura was already raccooning her ice cream cup.

by Sdumas29 November 4, 2017

Future-Father Neo Rococo Movement

21st century American art movement finding roots in Louis XV-era painting and architecture, as well as Trapper Keeper art of the 1980s and 1990's. All paintings include your dad. Generally speaking, the movement is characterized by whimsical images of father/son interactions in romantic settings, nestled amidst floating metal cubes, pegasi made out of fire, and Lamborghinis.

Guy: "I love this painting of George Bush and George Bush eating scones next to the light-bike track. What do you call this?"

Fella: "That's a flawless example of the future-father Neo Rococo movement. Dumbass."

by Scrumptious Scum Sandwich May 15, 2008