Respectful

Doing the right thing. Showing common decency.

The respectful thing to do was call my mother, like she asked, when I first moved away to college.

by Disrespected Mama November 12, 2015

rejected

A 9 minute 30 second masterpiece by animator Don Hertzfeldt

Fluffball #1: Dance! Everybody dance!
Line of fluffballs: Yay!
Fluffball #1: Life is good!
Line of fluffballs: Yay!
Fluffball #1: This is fun!
Line of fluffballs: Yay!
Fluffball #1: My anus is bleeding!
Line of fluffballs: Yay!
Fluffball #1: My anus is bleeding!
Line of fluffballs: Yay!
Fluffball #1: For the love of god and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding!
Line of fluffballs: Yay!
Fluffball #1(Now drowning in his own anus blood): AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

by My spoon is too big! February 28, 2004

Respectable

To have respect for someone. To treat them in a courteous way and to not get their daughter pregnant.

Ex.

Bride: Daddy, I'm glad you like Johnny.
Dad: Well, of course, he was respectable. He didn't get you {pregnant}. Yet. But, it's ok now since you're {married}.

by Mrs. Supercalifragileisticexpi December 20, 2009

Respectfully Simp

When you simp either out of respect or without going over the top about it.

Person 1: "Damn, he's kinda cute."
Person 2: "simp"
Person 1: "yeah, but I'll respectfully simp."

by Spaghettinoodleghost September 24, 2020

rejected corn pop

an ugly ass motha fucka

damn that nigga look like a rejected corn pop. He aint even got no shoes. He even think he got beef wif me.

by christopher bogdan December 13, 2008

woman respecter 2000

A person from the male sex who possesses a level of feminism that surpasses far beyond human capabilities. His mind and soul are full of womanish shit. He is overly feminine to the point of having a fertile and fecund inverse penis(vagina) which is capable of sexual intercourse.

Man 1:*in the act of sexual intercourse* hngh, kyuh, it feels so good baby,but why does it feel like you are a trap
Man 2: *also in the act of sexual intercourse* baby, i hate it to break to you but im a woman respecter 2000
Man 1:*pulls out his dick in terror* oh shit, your mom is gay as fuck to give to birth to you retard

by gay_jew on soy sauce February 26, 2020

the ultimate women respecter

A man who knows exactly what his whimsical white girl desires, usually it's pretty simple, but she can't even do it,
Despite this, the man doesn't wish for any return and is satisfied being used like the toy poodle of boyfriends and occasionally engaging in violent and depressive sex, even after he's comes home from work and listens to his, stupid albeit blonde girl.

"John, really just lets women walk over him, doesn't he"?
"Nah he's pretty much the ultimate women respecter".

by Decan Gray February 20, 2018