Hbd Rate

Writing some form of "happy birthday" on someone's wall on Facebook based on how well you know/like the person.

-Don't know the person: Don't say happy birthday

-Don't like the person: "hbd"

-Indifferent to the person: "happy birthday"

-Don't know but still like the person: "happy birthday!"

-Talked to the person once or twice: "happy birthday!!" or "Happy Birthday {insert name}"

-Friends but not close friends: "Happy Birthday {insert name}! Have a good one!"

-Good friends: "Happy Birthday {insert name}!!!!!!!! {insert inside joke} have an awesome day!!"

-Best friends (mostly for girls): Long and obnoxious post taking up half the newsfeed filled with hearts and inside jokes

Dude, Emma just wrote "hbd" on your wall...according to the Hbd Rate it looks like she's mad at you.

I didn't know Hannah liked me so much until she wrote "Happy Birthday" on my wall with 5 exclamation points! Damn, that's high on the Hbd Rate!

Ew I don't even know this kid...guess I won't wish him happy birthday since I religiously follow the Hbd Rate.

by Kevinn07 July 31, 2011

ass raped

to be Beated down by, defeated by, or "mind-blown" by; or to just simply be raped up the ass

I was ass raped by that test.

by haressh July 10, 2005

Rawed

Rough sex with no condom. Brain-scrambling, will probably give you a limp, a little bit regrettable. Lube can be used but usually isn’t needed.

“I’m gonna go out, get absolutely rawed tonight and worry about consequences later.”

by McLovin September 16, 2018

churn rate

1. The rate at which new employees vacate a given job or company, based on dissatisfaction with bad work conditions.

2. The rate at which a person's previous meal vacates his or her stomach, based on the intensity of their vomitting.

3. The rate at which a man's semen vacates his testicles, prostate, and Cowper's glands, based on the intensity of masturbation.

All: Yale's MBA program postulates the "Churn Rate Paradigm" as:

Client's churn rate = k(worker's stomach churn rate) = k(new worker's churn rate)

The intervariable relation is proportional and geometric.

1. The new-employee churn rate at my previous job was really high.

2. The work itself was nauseating. I would vomit at least twice a day. On high traffic days, employee stomach churn rate was even higher.

3. It was a mopping job at a sperm bank/peep show/gay brothel (delete as appropriate). For some reason, I always ended up with the highest clientele churn rate. I hated that job. I'm going back to Taco Bell.

by HMB February 10, 2004

rate-shit

When a person, place, thing, or idea sucks so bad that it is completely intolerable. You can think of the term "rate-shit" as giving a rating or score to something that sucks so bad, that it cant possibly fit anywhere on a scale of 1 to 10.

example 1- I tried to sharpen this pencil, but the lead keeps breaking and falling out. This pencil is rate-shit.

example 2- My friend, Kyle Martin, had a rate-shit invention idea for a futuristic DVD player.

example 3- The state Montana, found in the northern region of the United States of America, is rate-shit.

by Curtis Maximus October 25, 2009

Syllabus Rate

Syllabus Rate provides college and university students with real course syllabi, along with class and professor ratings.

www.syllabusrate.com

Yo have you ever been to Syllabus Rate?

Nah, what's that?

You can view, rate, and upload syllabi, so that you know everything about a class before registering for it!

by xvalid March 8, 2014

Vape Raped

walking into or having a large amount of vapor blown in your face, making you feel violated

While casually shopping at her local vapor store, Becky was suddenly vape raped by the overzealous vaping crowd.

by cqchick November 16, 2015