First rate cunt lapper

This is from an eikaiwa lesson video of a faux-geisha teaching Japanese women how to talk dirrrty in English. (Eikaiwa means English conversation by the way)

I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”

Oh Toshi you are a first rate cunt lapper!

by Benedicte December 29, 2010

userious interest-rate

A loan-shark's "percentage extra" quote which is so outrageously exorbitant that you incredulously reply, "You serious?!"

In one of comedian-duo Bob 'n' Ray's "Garish Summit" episodes, mob-boss Harold W. Bigg grumblingly opines that the 50% "preferred borrowers" interest-rate that they've been allowing Caldwell Merchfield is too low now that Caldwell has been promoted to a higher-paying job at his family's lead-mining business; Mr. Bigg now feels that an even more userious interest-rate might be in order.

by QuacksO October 9, 2020

dick rate

the cost of doing business.

My advice: get freaky, save real dick for real women

My dick rate is 200 an hour, honey

by bossman212121 August 26, 2021

federal funds rate

(FINANCE) the rate at which Federal Reserve System member banks lend reserves to each other. It is the one interest rate actually set by the Federal Reserve Board. The other rates, such for treasury securities, are set by auction.

Bank reserves are a fixed percentage of deposits held in reserve against sudden demand by the depositor. In some cases bank reserves take the form of deposits with a Federal Reserve Bank, like the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.* Such deposits do not earn interest for the member bank, unless they are re-lent out at the federal funds rate.

"Federal funds" refers to emergency lending (overnight) among member banks so that the borrower can meet its reserve requirements. Reserves may include deposits with a Federal Reserve Bank which can be loaned by the member bank to another member bank (thereby earning interest).
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* Member banks in the FRS are regular national/state chartered banks, or investment banks. The FRS itself includes 12 Federal Reserve Banks, which actually do the financial work of the FRS.

The European version of the federal funds rates is the London interbank offered rate (LIBOR).

by Abu Yahya September 4, 2010

How do you rate?

How do you figure

Jon: work is boring
Jeff: yeah I think I'm going home
Jon: How do you rate?

by Alamo and National August 2, 2008

San Jose murder rate

A murder rate that is high as fuck!

Turf Talk - "The San Jose murder rate speaks for itself."

by Yaaaaaaaaay Area December 21, 2008

Norman Nick response rate

The amount of time it takes for Norman "Nick" to respond to someone. During verbal conversations, you may ask Norman "Nick" a question or ask for his opinion, usually Norman "Nick" will take a minimum of 30 seconds to respond and sometimes you will be looking for an answer for upwards of a minute. We like to refer to this downtime as Norman "Nick" processing and thinking. If you thought that it might be easier to talk to him over text, you better think again. If you text Norman "Nick", you should be prepared to wait at least a few hours for a response and tbh consider yourself lucky if you get a response at all. It's not like he's busy or anything either, he'll see your message pretty quickly and just come to the conclusion that you don't deserve a timely response.

Ray Naker: Yo slime, you lay pipe when you were in Texas?
*15 seconds later*
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick" , you there? You lay pipe?
*20 seconds later*
Ray Naker: Yo, he might be thinking
*10 seconds later*
Norman "Nick" : Yes
Henry: Shi, that's that Norman Nick response rate
Norman "Nick" : Wtf do you mean, I didn't know what to say

by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021