Quidong

An individual who, by virtue, wins at all games or competitions in which he/she participates, regardless of the actual score.

Even though Joe's score was lower than Fred's, Joe was declared the winner because he is a quidong.

by gsever September 5, 2011

Quidditch practice

Prak-tis Noun, verb, -ticed, -ticing
-Noun

1. A really awesome event in which people afflicted with Quidditch!addiction gather together to engage in seriously addicting MSN chats, which include (occasionally drunken) voice clips and webcam sessions. Quidditch will also occur simultaneously during "prak-tis", though participants make no promise as to paying attention to said Quidditch. Individuals who enjoy practice normally eat practice pitches for breakfast and can be seen zooming around the pitch & stadium on their FIREBOTLS, looking incredibly cool.

1. R U ERAD?
2. Clups.
3. sever8ussevers.

-courtesy of the Quidditch practice Crew Lingo Dictionary

by bn.scripted May 6, 2009

Quidditch

(n. or v.) The act of having sex when the guy picks up the chick and sets her on his 'broom' and proceeds to run around, so the chick is playing quidditch.

Hermoine likes to play 'quidditch' with Ron.
Yo, did you and that broad play some quidditch?

by Definitionking19 January 10, 2011

quids

It's when you sit on the toilet and you think that your going to have a little bout of diarrhea... but when you go to push it out... "ohhhh... my god!!!"... it just sprays out liquids like it was under 3000lbs of pressure... or like a fire hose fully charged... it sprays so hard that the toilet water actually splashes up onto your back side...

Oh my god... I think I'm going to have the quids... everyone run...

by Brad and April Brew December 2, 2007

Quiddles

One who is large in the comunity both structurally and politically. They are the only people who have the right to dole out the squidy treats.

He is the Quiddles of that town Osomosho.

by Revolution of the Jeeblots June 11, 2006

quiddy

A girl who plays Quidditch that has many of the characteristics of a biddy.

I have my broomstick ready for any quiddy I find at the tournament.

by Spiderseeker January 7, 2011

quidditch

N. A game of arousal between sexual partners. Either testicles or breasts are stimulated before, during, or after a "harry potter."

Jack and Jane played quidditch while Jane received a harry potter.

by ren-mai pasion June 30, 2006