Turbo queef

Turbo Queef (ter-bow kweef) v.

The act of forcing air out of the vagina in rapid succession. Can happen during vigorous or violent sexual intercourse or self fondling.

Victor: Dude, while I was fingerbanging Diana, she fucking turbo queefs on me.

Christian: That fucking sucks, man. Nothing's worse than being turbo queefed on.

by homesicksong January 3, 2006

Queef Burger

When somebody is eating out a woman's pussy and she queefs.

It can also be used as a random insult.

Joe, i heard your girlfriend gave you a queef burger.

You are such a queef burger Tom!

by adshgoieajf June 3, 2007

butt queef

Unlike a fart, it is the release of air trapped during anal sex.

ffppptt

Joe "What was that?!?!?"

Joyce "You're fucking me in the ass so hard I butt queefed, keep going!!!"

by Ivanov rednalo July 11, 2010

Queef Off

When two women compete in queefing tactics, similar to two musicians performing dueling banjos

I challenge you to a queef off!
Da-da dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum
de-de-dum, de-dum, de-dum, de-dum...

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009

Queef lorraine

A fanny fart that smells eggy, as in quiche lorraine but in this instance "Queef lorraine"

thats a queef lorraine if ever you laid one!

by mrspig July 13, 2010

Quiditch Queef

A queef whilst playing Quiditch

'I say, I let out a right corker of a Quiditch queef the other day in our match against Slytherin

by wagglingwilly May 8, 2010

Queef-B-Gone

A standard treatment of the vagina that, prevents queefs from occuring: usually applied as a cream, or jell like substance.

Ex: Sara Queefed so much, so she bought some Queef-B-Gone from the store to prevent vaginal farts.

Sara queefed too much, so she bought some Queef-B-Gone from the store to prevent vaginal farts.

by Dane AKA fuNkmaster Flex January 14, 2006