queef card

A Sun Microsystems Quad Fast Ethernet card, or QFE, which when sounded out sounds close enough to 'queef' that many system and network administrators now refer to qfe cards as simply 'queef cards'.

I installed a queef card in the new server.

by Andy Cobaugh March 27, 2007

queef sniffer

a fast talking asshole who's a pain in the ass and literally enjoys the putrid stench of gaseous queef emissions.

that guy's a giant queef sniffer, I think he was in my american history class last semester.

by ronnie_e May 16, 2009

quaffing

Its like drinking, but you spill more.

With 3 pints to go and only 2 minutes before they would be thrown out of the pub (bar), quaffing was a given.

They quaffed their ale with gusto!

by FanBoy Alex September 14, 2005

Quarf

A very rancid queef. Usually extremely audible (exceeding 100 decibals) and can cause loss of hearing, nerve damage, and soiled undies.

Yo james moore, that girl alison rogers just quarfed all over the place. I can't feel the left side of my body. Call a fucking ambulance.

by Evelyn Fasano August 18, 2009

quaft

a large, wild, untamed amount of hair.

Brian's quaft was exceptionally messy today.

by stacy&lizzy January 9, 2005

Turbo queef

Turbo Queef (ter-bow kweef) v.

The act of forcing air out of the vagina in rapid succession. Can happen during vigorous or violent sexual intercourse or self fondling.

Victor: Dude, while I was fingerbanging Diana, she fucking turbo queefs on me.

Christian: That fucking sucks, man. Nothing's worse than being turbo queefed on.

by homesicksong January 3, 2006

Queef Burger

When somebody is eating out a woman's pussy and she queefs.

It can also be used as a random insult.

Joe, i heard your girlfriend gave you a queef burger.

You are such a queef burger Tom!

by adshgoieajf June 3, 2007