Meta Quest

The new name for the oculus quest cuz Mark Zuckerberg decided it to be I guess

“Wanna hop on the Oculus Quest?”
“uMmMm I tHiNk YoU mEaN tHe MeTa QuEsT”
“Go touch some grass”

by TheEndDragon April 12, 2022

Hero From Dragon Quest

The only character in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate that has the slowest fucking aerials in the game, grab range of a newborn, and a 1 in 8 chance to be a top tier.

"Hey who do you play in Smash?"
"Oh, the Hero From Dragon Quest."
"Uhhhhh, what other games do you have?"

by anonymous January 3, 2021

Hero From Dragon Quest

The only character in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate that has the grab range of a newborn, the slowest aerials in the fucking game, and a 1 in 8 chance of being a top tier.

"Hey, who do you play in smash?"
"Oh, Hero From Dragon Quest."
"Ummmmm, do you have any other games?"

by LteEeeeeee January 3, 2021

fuck quest

On a mission to find sex.

My sisters and I are heading to the beach on a fuck quest.

by SherryP October 9, 2006

Emo quest

Used to describe a public preoccupation with matters of an emotional, sexual, or other such nature. Most noticeable when a member of a social group is distracted or despondent whilst thinking about their object of desire, despite hi-jinks or drunken revels by the majority. Also pertinent to those who have been dumped, are dumping someone, have been rejected etc.

Example 1:

"Where did Steve go? I thought he was getting a taxi with us?"
"Nah, he went off on an emo quest about half an hour ago"

Example 2:
"Is Jason coming tonight?"
"I hope not, all he talks about at the moment is Rebecca. He's on a total emo quest"

by ohasm1 July 9, 2009

Dungeon Quest

An absolute dog shit game that's actually not that bad but requires 300 fucking hours of non-stop keyboard smashing action that would make any sane man lose it.

FUCK ME, NOT ANOTHER DUNGEON QUEST GRIND

by Anonymous193013 March 26, 2021

King's Quest

A game series marketed initially by Sierra On-Line and is now owned by Vivendi Universal, originally made during the 1980s and early 1990s that was really cool until the fifth installment, when it just became damn near impossible to solve without a strategy guide. They attempted to re-market Kings Quest 7 for preteen girls, but it wound up being played primarily by 19-year-old boys who thought Princess Rosella was hot, or had a "cougar crush" on Queen Valanice - who is now believed to be directly responsible for the Ashton Kutcher-Demi Moore inspired era of young men dating middle-aged women.

King's Quest was really cool in the '80s when I was growing up, but by the end of the '90s they destroyed it.

by Doki_Doki_Attack! October 27, 2009