Post Poo Piss

The process of urinating after an extensive bowel movement; PPP can occur regardless of urine passing initially, or at any time related to a particular toilet visit.

After bowel movement, PPP will both relieve and assure the participant that the visit is over. PPP is also known to cause a side symptom of drooling or salivation along with eye watering; the exact cause of this is still unconfirmed, but is linked to relief and satisfactory from various glands in the human body.

Human 1.) Are you still in the toilet?
Human 2.) Yeah, sorry taking a bit of time.
Human 3.) I thought you were going for a number 2? I can hear you urinating.
Human 4.) Don’t fret; it’s just the latter end of Post Poo Piss.
Human 5.) Oh, okay. Don’t drool on the floor, I just hoovered in there.

by Descendo January 12, 2010

Post-Proofread

Reading an email or text to check for stupid mistakes after it's been sent.

That message I just sent you should have said, "Please *don’t* go on a date with my ex-girlfriend." Good thing I post-proofread it.

by iBetty December 26, 2011

post sleepover feels

Whenever you feel depressed after coming home/having everyone leave your house after a sleepover. You start to overthink everything you did and wonder about all the other things you could’ve done. You feel strangely lonely, even if you talk to the people you just saw through text.

“Yeah, the sleepover was really fun. The next morning I had some post sleepover feels though.”

by extraordinarilycautious August 4, 2019

prostitoad

An unusually fat and ugly hooker.

Wow! You mean Miss Thing is a prostitoad? I'm surprised she can GIVE it away.

by Cuntoleezza Rice January 31, 2007

Prostitoy

A boy with too much makeup and too little clothes. (See Prostitot except a boy)

Scott put on his assless chaps and went out to play on the swings to pick up men. Fuckin prostitoy...

by TheTamboureenz October 28, 2010

Empathetic Prostate

One's prostate gland reacting to someone's descriptions of painful experiences, or a reaction to the sight of someone elses painful experience. This is a dull, almost tingly sensation that lasts a few seconds and then disappears into the ether. Depending on the duration and magnitude of the sensation, this could be the equivalent of your prostate crying uncontrollably, or just emitting a concerned sigh.

My wife told me about her mom's varicose vein surgury, and I almost doubled-over from prostate empathy.

by Acebinkley September 6, 2005

super prostate

An organ that develops from a swolen prostate and merges with other organs, thus creating a super prostate. It also gives you the power to fly for 4.6 seconds, but you can no longer control your bladder.

Doctor: I am sorry Ed. Your prostate is beyond surgical help as it has now formed a super prostate.

by soopyrmann September 15, 2009