“Did you see Dave’s new profile pic? He’s never serious in his pics. It has to be a parody profile picture.”
by VivaEspana1 March 20, 2021

The removal of an airplane traveler from a security line and being placed in a plastic holding cage for a long time because the alarm was set off by the traveler's hip implant. This occurs regardless of any medical documentation showing the presence of the hip implant and results in long delays and intensive body searches.
"Hey, what took you so long to get to the gate for the flight." " I was the object of hip profiling and was patted down for 10 minutes"
by Endsurg August 3, 2009

A profile sniper is someone who often has a weak argument, and on the losing side of an online argument, who resorts to viewing the profile of the user they're arguing with to find things to make fun of them for in an attempt to gain leverage in an argument by irritating the other user.
"So, you have to snipe my profile to find something to use for a counterpoint. Go get some valid points to back your argument instead of being a neckbeard profile sniper."
by CBE_Simon January 11, 2024

by Dicktionarier November 29, 2022

The state of having so many captivating profile photo options that it becomes extremely difficult to pick one. Other common symptoms are being extremely good looking, stylish, or otherwise dapper.
by senor_chang September 12, 2014

by buckenstein February 4, 2022

When you work for an employer for seven years years so he will consent to his daughter marrying you and after 7 years he gives his other daughter who you marry but work another 7 years so you can marry the first daughter (the employer’s second daughter) who you wanted to marry originally and is taking 14 years to pull off.
by Quinto en Camino May 10, 2023
