Professor X

A man who looses sensation in their legs as a result of sitting on the toilet for too long.

Hey, did you hear about Travis? He professor X’ed himself because fell asleep while taking a shit.

by Chase77 August 12, 2018

professor pac-Man

Professor Pac-Man is a quiz arcade game that was produced by Bally Midway and is the seventh title in the Pac-Man series of games, which was released in August 1983. It is also the last of only seven games from Bally Midway Manufacturing to run on their Midway Astrocade hardware.

Yo I’m playing a new Professor Pac-Man game.

by Your bob September 1, 2022

Methics Professor

Someone who is ambivalent to another's drug use.

Who am I to tell you not to do drugs, your Methics Professor?

by Bobbyhino June 3, 2023

Professor Brown

A teacher or professor who twist facts and tries to push their opinions as fact. They tend to have huge egos and little intelligence. They get upset when students prove they are smarter than them. I call the Brown because their full of shit.

I totally have a professor brown this semester and I am afraid he might fail me because I corrected his miss informed facts in front of the class.

by Zendalia February 18, 2017

The Professor

A guy who you aren't participating friends w but your always nervous around him and have confusing feelings for him

I hate the professor so much but I dont know why im so nervous around him

by Rayford Campbell January 23, 2022

blacktop professor

court preacher. drops knowledge without being asked. unexpected source of wisdom. not an actual professor.

see also: couch professor

"blacktop professor coming in with the 3" (good advice)
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying

"blacktop professor: cut the shit"

by throwstones January 26, 2021

Big-nosed-professor Moment

When something is odd,nonsensical,funny and delightful.Usually bieng reminicent of Dr.Elefun,the happy-go-lucky old professor from Astro Boy

Lil´Billy:what do you think of my drawing?

Pops:well,i think its a big-nosed-professor moment!

by JohnnyB.Emo May 27, 2021