Mental Health Problems

Mental health problems are problems with mental health. Duh.

"Among Us is fun!"
"You have mental health problems."

by AstroDoge April 30, 2022

Wet Dick Problems

generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.

From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme

"What's Doug Doing?

He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?

His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "

" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense

Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."

by Hairlok September 6, 2022

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair

When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.

Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!

What’s that?

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!

by epiwonk January 27, 2023

Men's problems

What is even the logic behind that?

Hym "So, the solution to men's problems is... Men being better... SO... Men (collectively) have problems... But if the men were better they wouldn't have problems... because better men wouldn't be having those problems... So, what are these men's problems? And what constitutes better? Better, like, higher earning? Let's go back to the problems... According the redpillers, men's problems are... Having their lives destroyed by women through divorce, ok? So there's one... Do the better men have that problem? Who are the better men Konstantin? Is Elon one of them? You're on a team where you HAVE to say he's better than everyone Konstantin...

You have to say it... You gotta stroke that retarded cock or you're off the team... Yes he has that problem. Ok, next problem... They're not dating... Why are they not dating? According to the redpillers it's because when they ARE dating them it doesn't lead to sex... It leads to women getting free resources... Why does dating them not lead to sex? Because women are already having all the sex... The men they are fucking don't need to date them... So, the solution is be better. So, what do the dating guys do to be better? Like, there... What do the dating guys do to be better there? Now, I AM going somewhere with this, so stay with me... What other problems do men have? Inflation? Poor working conditions? Is being expendable a problem? So, I guess my point is: Men's problems aren't monolithic. Being better in some vague sense isn't a solution to ANY problem and this is evidenced my LITERALLY ANY INSTANCE of a 'better man' having a 'men's problems.' AND your tribe analogy (I don't think) is even biologically accurate. I once heard some scientists say (on some history channel documentary in relationship to re-populating a species) that you need A MINIMUM of 50 of each sex. So, it's inaccurate and incestuous. Just like you're religion. It's just retarded dawg. That's some retarded shit to say."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2024

squid game problems

When you have so much money and free time that you don’t have problems to deal with anymore. Like the grandpa from squid games. When you have so many options on TV that there’s nothing to watch. When you have access to get food from any restaurant in town, but you’re been to all of them before. You have the perfect job, where you don’t have to do anything. Everything is perfect.

And now you’re bored.

Dude, I think he’s having squid game problems.
But didn’t he just get a promotion?
Yeah. Now he doesn’t have to pay off his mortgage anymore. Roth IRA is filled, no kids, no wife, no hobbies, what’s he got left?

by anonymous August 7, 2024

difference between attacking people and problems

in our modern soc-med oriented world, a very important moral quality that you absolutely cannot, and will never be able to, buy at the local Walmart or dollar store

the main reason the 2016 us presidential campaign rhetoric was so vitriolic and insidious is that both presidential nominees don\t know the difference between attacking people and problems.

by Sexydimma October 25, 2016

Blaming everyone else for my problems

I don't have a problem with my behavior. I don't have a problem with the elements of my life that a therapist would have me change. I have a problem with both being harassed at work and not being duely compensated for my property and labor.

Hym "And I'm NOT, NOT PAYING MYSELF AM I? I'M NOT WATCHING ME TAKE A DIARRHEA SHIT AM I EMMA FROM THE MAJORITY REPORT? AM I HARASSING MYSELF AT WORK? DID I TELL NOAH KROLL (THE RETARD AT THE GROUP HOME IN WHICH I WORKED) WHAT WROTE HERE OR WAS MY PRIVACY BEING INVADED AS PART OF A SURVEILLANCE APPARATUS? IS MY WORK BEING MONETIZED BY SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME? THESE ARE MY 'PROBLEMS' AND IF YOU ARE HERE YOU ARE EITHER PARTICIPATING ACTIVELY OR COMPLICIT IN THE COVER UP AND IF I CAN'T GET TO YOU, AN INNOCENT WILL BE PUNISHED IN YOUR STEAD. I'M AM NOT BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE FOR MY PROBLEMS. I'M BLAMING THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THING THEY ARE DOING TO ME. IT ISN'T LITTLE SUSIE-AT-GAMESTOP-WHO-WANTS-TO-BUY-A-TOY-FOR-DAN'S FAULT YOU'RE DOING THIS AND THE FED WHO FOLLOWED ME TO THE STORE WAS A STEP BEHIND AND ALWAYS WILL BE A STEP BEHIND BUT SHE WILL BE THE ONE WHO PAYS THE PRICE!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024