Pre-School facial

When a girl sucks a mans penis and right before he reaches climax, he pulls out and tries to spell her name on her face.

Guy: That was great babe
Girle: i know but who's Don
Guy: my pre-school facial wasnt enough for donna.

by E-Roach012001 February 26, 2008

Pre-Vo

Recording something on VHS, which is the antiquated technology that historians tell us preceeded TiVo (as in: Pre-TiVo)

My DVR is broken, so I'll have to get the VCR out of the attic and Pre-Vo the game so I don't miss anything.

by MattyRhino February 19, 2009

Pre-fume

When a women wears so much perfume you can smell it long before the she gets anywhere near you.

"That girl had on so much pre-fume you could smell her from across the street."

by I Am Warthog August 10, 2009

Pre Shag Wank

The strategy a man undertakes to avoid being ahead of schedule.

AKA, Tactical wank.

Ginger: Where the hell is Dave?
Jono: Heckfire... I dunno... His new lady's staying over later, I guess he's having a pre shag wank.
Ginger: That explains it.

by tetsuo jones August 26, 2009

Pre-echo

Someone who says what you were about to say as if they searched your mind because they're too lazy to come up with their own thoughts

Guy 1: So what'd you guys think about the movie?
Guy 2: Best movie EVER!!
Guy 3: Best movi- you pre-echo son of a bitch
Guy 2: ?

by Skozza November 26, 2010

pre-eflatulation

Verb: The fart that comes out before you blow your load over your counterpart's stomach. Resulting in a euphoria of the senses.

Me: "I'm cumming, I'm cumming, (fart/ pre-eflatulation)... Ewwahh... I'm finished, open a window."

by JGtaintsweat January 26, 2011

Pre-Ayla

Blissful state of ignorance in composition, just before taking comp 150 at Fort Lewis College.

Pre-Ayla I thought my papers were written well before I went to this class. I was I was wrong, very, very wrong…

by Enisen Top May 18, 2011