parentese

The sing-song speech, often accompanied by exaggerated facial expressions, that adults speak to babies.

When Sally spoke parentese to her baby, she sounded like this, “Whoose a prettyy baybeee?”

by amethyst123456 August 9, 2007

Parental Juice

Another phrase to describe the presence of Cum.

Nathan: Urrrr why on earth is your sociology book all wet and sticky :S

Katy: Ofgs! that is the last time i lend John ANYTHING!

Nathan: Huh? :S What is it?

Katy: Parental Juice. ¬.¬

by TwistedNath November 11, 2009

Parental Holiday

Valid only if you are a parent. This refers to the extra days off an employee gets due to sick child, parent/teacher conferences, school plays, etc.

Paul: Have you seen Janice today?

Brett: She didn't come in. She's on a "Parental Holiday." Her daughter has a recital at school.

Paul: Dude, I wish I had kids!

by BMush56 February 11, 2010

Parentism

To discriminate against a parent; the act of presuming a parental response without foundation for said presumption; the conduct of being biased againt a parental figure

Patricia's biased opinion of her father is an unfair example of parentism.

by Don Mcgrec June 20, 2016

As a parent

I am surprised that this is not defined here yet. It is a popular phrase that parents use to make their opinions seem especially important, even when discussing matters that have absolutely nothing to do with children and parenting. This is done under the delusion that being a mother or father will automatically make their comments more respected by others.

"As a parent, I feel that the crispy M&Ms were better than the pretzel ones."
"As a parent, I think the earlier seasons of 'The Simpsons' were the best."

by Anne1203 October 6, 2013

disney parent

1. One who believes in retaining their childrens' innocence for a lot longer than it was meant to be around for.

2. A parent who refuses to acknowledge that one day their kids will learn about sex and drugs, as well as learn a few new "bad" words (crap, god, damn, etc.). They often refuse to tell their kids that sex exists while completely forgetting how their kids were created in the first place. Or that drugs are still out there, while not realizing how somebody got the idea of creating the disney channel, which is often the only TV channel their kids are allowed to watch

1. Guy 1: Look at that mother over there breastfeeding her kid. He's got to be at least ten

Guy 2: That's pretty fucked up. The mother must be a disney parent

2. Kid: Mom, what's a blowjob?
Mom: HOW DARE YOU!!! NEVER, EVER use that word again!
Kid: Why not?
Mother: Because it's a bad word. Now go watch the Disney channel.

by the dirty liberal July 13, 2009

parent poser

A parent poser is someone (usually male) who acts like they are there for there children when they are not. They are usually the kind of parent that has 5 children so they could go on welfare. They use there children to their advantage.

A mother has 6 children (on purpose) to go on welfare. The children have nothing to eat but Ramen Noodles and wear tattered clothes, while the mother is driving a new SUV with 30 inch spinning rims.

by Inspector Gadget September 10, 2004