Paddlehands

Paddlehands is an urban legend. He once was a man. But, something snapped in him. Changed him. Warped his hands and his mind. Gave him a hankering for catspankings. Tranny chasing. Tomfoolery of all nefarious sorts.

Ed had the urge to spank his cat, from this day forth he shal be known across the land as PADDLEHANDS

by Turdburglar April 18, 2012

paddle duck

dick who thinks he can keep sunderland afloat in the prem but has no chance

ricky (paddle duck) sbragia

by donald duck 2 May 11, 2009

paddle wheeling

Putting your face in between butt cheeks while shaking your head vigorously side to side and blowing.
(Similar to Motor Boating)

Andy likes paddle wheeling heather and she loves it.

by Mloos May 30, 2014

Paddleballing

When a man repeatedly thrusts his groin into the air, causing his package to bounce out and come back. Similar to how a paddleball returns to the paddle, after being swung all the way out.

Male Stripper: *faces audience and begins thrusting out*

Viewer1: "Oh shit, dude. He's paddleballing!"

Viewer2: "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT IT GO!"

Viewer1: "SO HYPNOTIC!"

by CuteBoy56 June 9, 2019

strawberry paddlepop

When a guy looks down on his cock and discovers that its covered in blood because his girlfriend forgot to tell him she was on her period/rags.

Is also known as an ice-cream on a stick.

Dude! My girl Kate gave me a strawberry paddlepop!

WTF! You pulled out your cock and it had period blood all over it?

Yeh dude! The bitch gave me a strawberry paddlepop!

Whatta whore!

by Friday13 August 6, 2010

Priddle

If there is a series of movies made, the movie that would be between a prequel and the 'first' movie in the series is called a priddle.

I watched the priddle of (random movie) the other day and it connected the two other movies perfectly.

by Poppinfresh March 5, 2004

paddle

a computer nerd like baby aish

Baby aish is such a paddle

by doobee June 15, 2003