Pootman

Pootman is a word to describe a male with a small penis who over compensates by acting insanely confident. This confidence is all just a facade and there the all talk no game type. Normally they exgerated there skills greatly and act like a dick 90 percent of the time. The other 10 percent of the time they are sleeping alone.

Hey stay away from that dude he’s kinda a pootman.

by lil Bumpis 20 May 29, 2018

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Postman

Logic sending letters to the people

I've been feeling like a mothafuckin' postman
Sending letters to the people
All this knowledge that I got, I'm like an old man
Hold up, wait now oh man!
Let me back up in this bitch
I'm platinum in this bitch, I'm rapping in this bitch
Running the game, yeah I've been lappin' in this bitch
You know it's alright
Fuck around and they all might
Look at a brother different, I've been at it all night
I think I said it but I know I'm doing this for everybody going through it

by Logic0228 November 11, 2019

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The Postman Pat

The act of luring women into your red van, placing them in boxes with holes placed in strategic areas. Then the "Postman" proceeds to insert his member into said holes and sings the postman pat theme tune. If the "postman" finishes before the song he must be locked in a box and thrown off a bridge as punishment.

Hey, James, I've got a red van, do you want to borrow it and do the postman pat

by JustAcceptMyName May 26, 2017

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