pokey bum wank

One who pleasures themselves with fingers up the rectum, while masterbating vigorously.

What is John up to tonight?

He is having a night to himself tonight, so he said he was going to have a pokey bum wank.

by Daneye0113 January 6, 2010

Pokey

Prison, a place where government thinks the sly, criminal-minded belong.

Bollocks! Aidan almost got his skinny asphalt locked up in the pokey for doing a 1520.

by Sesan. October 4, 2005

hokey pokey

1. something that is what something is all about.

2. the act of putting something in and taking something out, mainly a penis.

1. "Yo you get them quasadillas at the cafeteria today."
"Yea man, they were hokey pokey"

2. "Yo last night, me and Charise did the Hokey Pokey"
"Oh dat's ballin'"

by Robert Atkinson March 23, 2007

pokey

Ness's rival. He aids Giygas later on. He is also very fat.

Pokey let off some gas! Ness's offense decreased by 10!

by EarthboundEspeon May 27, 2003

The Hokey Pokey

A dance widely recognized as 'what it's all about'.

You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around: that's what it's all about!

by tarnishedlemon June 2, 2011

porker

a porker is a female that says she is going to stop eating and brags about how much she goes to the gym to her other fat or ugly friends, but in truth she goes home every day, sits on the couch, watches soap operas, eats all the african kids food, and suffocates one of her many cats. she then repetively asks others if her clothes make her look fat. a porker has no real social life, and she is often unintelligent because she let herself become such a porker.

a man can never be called a porker, only a female.

porker: hey, do these jeans make me look fat?

(What an average bystander says): oh, not at all. just don't touch my poutine.

(What they should have said): bitch git on dat treadmill. i want to boil fries in your sweat you porkin bitch!

by kristov June 20, 2006

Pokeybear

Known for being attracted by the jache's out there. Pokeybears are polar bears. Known for being awesome. They are known to have great voices and a friendly personality. They are usaully loved by everyone.

Look at that pokeybear over there, he is so cool!

Look at that pokeybear over there walking on the beach next to that jache.

by oh lordy November 2, 2011