the Pope's dick

n., something that is normally useful, but under the current circumstances is worthless.
Derived from the fact that the Pope is not allowed to have sex.

*talking on the phone*
Its hot as hell in here and I just got a new air conditioner, but I can't plug it in because I don't have a three-pronged adapter, so its sitting in the window like the Pope's dick. Quit giggling you fucking fish before I flush you down the toilet!

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

Dope Pope

Used to describe a really fucking cool person.
You gotta be top notch for this name.

Nikki: "Dude Matt, you are such a Dope Pope."
Matt: "Man I know."

by OMGNG February 26, 2011

Punching the Pope

verb: While masturbating, position your thumb so that on the downstroke, you stimulate the tip of the penis.

Punching the Pope is fun, and it gets the job done faster!

by Bigg Mike July 3, 2005

Cassadee Pope

The very talented and awesome lead singer or the pop/rock band, Hey Monday. Her fashion sense pwns and she inspires the young population that listen to the catchy tunes of Hey Monday

Teen #1: who's that?
Teen #2: look at her! awesome clothes, great voice, in an awesome band, it HAS to be cassadee pope!

by heyemily! March 14, 2009

is the pope a nazi

a form of sarcasm to answer 'yes' to a question. as the current pope was part of the nazi youth.

a: fancy a quick pint?

b: is the pope a nazi?

by ..: r : o : b : C :.. January 4, 2007

pope on dope

When a normally quiet and calm person gets rowdy.
Note: This does not have to be drug induced

Friend 1: Last night Jake hit 2 mailboxes. He was driving like the pope on dope!

Friend 2: What? Every time I drive with him he follows all the rules!

by PDOOPPEE October 12, 2016

Pope Tipping

New sport invented by a crazy woman on Christmas Eve, 2009.
The competive act of knocking down an elderly Pope.

Wow! Did you see that woman leap across those pews to set a new Pope Tipping record? 1.73 seconds! That's two one hundreths better than last year's time.

by Johnat24th December 26, 2009