Panera

An amazing place to eat and relax. The food has a great variety of soups, sandwiches, coffee, pastries, salads, etc. They also offer free wifi. It's also a great place to work and they pay pretty well

Customer: Instead of this bread can i get this one and instead of this soup can i get this one and can i substitue this whole thing for something completely different?
Me the cashier: yes of course.
cause at Panera we pretty much never go by the menu, you can pick any bread or soup or salad or pretty much any combination

by TheChelz February 11, 2006

Poker Face

Lady Gaga claimed on interview with Jonathan Ross on Friday night with Jonathan Ross. A TV program in the UK that her song 'Poker Face' was inspired by when she used to ''make love'' to her ex boyfriend and she would pretend that he was a girl and that they were having lesbian sex but without telling him, Hence the term 'Poker Face'

She had a poker face that showed nothing to her lover that she was fantasizing about something else other than her boyfriend when they made love.

by dr6785 April 21, 2009

pokerstars

An online poker site full of bad beats from left to right. You will come in with the best hand, and some nub will get runner runner nuts. Then you end up putting more money on the site and say you wont let it happen again.

you are first to act and have AA and raise a good amount, everyone folds, big blind calls with 7 2 because hes a nub, flop is A 2 2, all the money goes in, and the river is a 2. "WOW, what a PokerStars hand!"

by Sergio R. February 12, 2006

poo poker

Linked to shit stabber

He pokes the poo.

by Michael Ryan December 16, 2003

Pokerstars

If you want to think you are playing poker then Pokerstars is where you can go. Upon arriving there you will lose all money and sanity that you have. What will drive you insane is that you will get spectacular hands (AA,AK) and no matter how much you bet before the flop (both real and play money) some idiot will call with a 5-4 offsuit. Or another possibility is that you will hold AA and the flop will be something like A,7,J. At this point you will push all in for over $100 (in real money) and the noob will call with 5-4. At this point you will be more than a 99% favorite to win the hand. But to your utter disbelief the turn will be a 3 and the river a 2 making the idiot a straight which beats your 3 of a kind. After losing said $100 you will either cashout and run like hell or suffer more highly mathematically improbable bad beats.

Where a great hand loses to a phenomenal one.

If you are dealt KK you can bet your sweet ass someone has AA and QQ in the same hand.

Defies all mathematical probability.

The river always determines the winner. See riverstars

Before the flop I went all in with AA and 3 people called. Of course one guy had KK, another QQ, and the last guy had 22. The flop came A,K,Q making trips for the first three people. Then the turn and river was both 2's giving the idiot who bet almost $200 on ducks winning everyone's money. Not only did the sucker win, but so did Pokerstars who took a nice rake.

Getting dealt AA 5 times in a row and losing each time.

by malice1325 April 18, 2006

phonernet

Internet that is available for cellular phones.

"Hey Todd, what's an "El Nino"?"
"I don't know, I'll check my phonernet."

by DeChunk July 5, 2008

Panerial Disease

When one returns from college to work the summer at Panera Bread, they get confident to the extent where they feel the need to have sex in the Panera Bread Bathroom. From this, the person now contains an Infection or Transmitted Disease known as Panerial Disease. (Usually anal infection)

Yo did you hear about Scott Working at Panera?
Yeah I heard he got Panerial Disease.

by Bjorn12345 April 9, 2016