poned

poned: getting your but kicked by anyone in anything(mostly combat sports) with an outstanding win, causing disgrace and/or shame. punched + owned = poned

Dude did you see the fight last night? That one guy got poned!!!!

by isaac??? August 11, 2008

PONED

{Poned}This is when you put your cheek out for someone to kiss and when they lean in... you move and kiss them on the lips! YOU JUST GOT PONED BITCH!!!!!!

John leaned his cheek into Haleigh's face and and when she closed her eyes to kiss his cheek he switched it up and she kissed him on the lips! SHE GOT PONED!!! everyone saw it, don't try and lie Haleigh. Just ask Andrew and Stewart!

by Okie Doke! April 1, 2009

Poneezi

A police officer in uniform

I cant get theese god dam poneezi of my back

by Robbie Loder September 12, 2006

Poner

The female version of a boner.

He looked so hot today, it gave me a poner.

by theoneinthedark May 20, 2010

poneass

something that is awesome or well done

Seth is a poneass kid, because he has an awesome father.

by Infidel Yaul September 27, 2011

Poner

Poner

When your pants makes it look like you have a boner. Girls and boys can have poners.

by 00creynolds September 23, 2014

Poner

Getting an erection while in public. Public Boner

She was kissing on me at the grocery store. I was all hot and heavy. I got a mad Poner.

by ChecaLovesFrida May 28, 2015