plant hoe

The compulsiveness of buying plants (mostly Monstera deliciosa) as coping mechanism of loneliness and despair of a person who's 30 years birthday is coming.

person: why do you like plants so much? they don't even do anything
me: first of all i'm a plant hoe, second of all imma need you to 🍃 me the fuck alone

by hoety_ succulent April 20, 2020

Face Plant

The art of gettin pwn'd by planting the face on the ground, rail wall etc.

Tom: i was reverting, it killed my arm and i face planted the rail.
Jeff: FUCK

by Thundrstryke September 5, 2006

plant a tree

to take a poop; to defecate.

Bob clutches his stomach. Jane notices & comments, "Hey, you should go plant a tree."

by its earth day April 22, 2008

power plant

Very potent weed with a strong and pungent smell. As the name suggests, it gives a powerful high. Strains that could be considered power plant are Death Star, G13, Blue Dream or Sour Diesel. Really any strain that has been perfectly and meticulously maintained during the growing and draining process.

"Yeah man, I normally have the good stuff, but from time to time that power plant comes around and knocks everyone on their ass."

"Bro, I'm about to roll some fuckin' power plant."

by ATXdabs December 25, 2013

plant play

Plant play is a alternative for people who pet play. They would act as though they were plants and have roots and stems instead of the original sex organs. Although pet play can be used in a non sexual environment plant play cannot sorry guys 😀🤍

“you’re making me all sappy angiosperm!”

“awh my little petal do you think you can take angiosperms root huh?”
“mhmmm..”
“i love plant play”

by pet play September 11, 2020

Plant Killer

A derogatory term for a vegetarian or vegan, since they kill plants for food.

''Meat is murder? Vegetables are murder too! Don't you realise you're killing plants just to eat them? Plant Killer!''

by AssKicker77 December 7, 2013

planting daisies

A variation of crop dusting with one fatal flaw... they don't get up & walk around the office to distribute their air biscuits. They plant them & leave.

A co-worker had gas, they sat in their chair & quietly planting daisies. Then, got up and left the room for 30 minutes allowing his co-workers to bask in his stenchy glory.

by antifart April 13, 2010