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Pittsburgh Java

When an employee drops a turd in another employees thermos. So if you don't like someone and you know where they keep their thermos in between breaks....and you feel a crap coming on...pick up a turd from the toilet and drop it in his thermos for a warm cup of Pittsburgh java.
mmmmm...that Pittsburgh Java is good.
by Dennis the menace II July 15, 2009
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pittsburgh shower

A sexual act when one covers themselves in Heinz ketchup.
Have you ever had a girl do a pittsburgh shower for you? Its gross as shit.
by kevin_mouse June 28, 2011
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Pittsburgh Picasso

While you are engaged in anal sex, you pull out, then she shits in your hand and you smack her ass and face, leaving a shit-covered, Picasso-like hand print on her face and ass.
Judy pissed me the fuck off, so I gave that skanky bitch a Pittsburgh Picasso!
by CrabPoon January 20, 2009
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Pittsburgh Penguins

A team in the NHL that is full of rookies. It has financial problems and is trying to get more fans to come to the games. It's the only NHL team with an excuse to lose, because of the inexperience of their players and goalies.
The Pittsburgh Penguins put on a good fight against the New Jersey Devils, but were defeated in OT.
by Jefferson January 1, 2004
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pittsburgh penguins

bunch of faggots with a fanbase full of retards who, for some reason, think anyone donning a pittsburgh uniform is the hottest shit to ever play the sport
sidney crosby's pregame good luck charm is to be the target of the pittsburgh penguins' daily bukkake and circle jerk sessions
by Gary Bettman Is A Faggot January 23, 2009
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pittsburgh platter

to take a shit on your partner after engaging in anal sex
After I railed my girl friend in her ass, I dropped a nice Pittsburgh Platter on her chest
by Hot dog Bunning April 23, 2005
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Pittsburgh Parlay

A sexual act where a male roofies a female and shoves a steel beam up her choice of her vagina or ass.
Heard you and Big Ben tag teamed that girl from the bar last night.

Yeah, we gave her the Pittsburgh Parlay.
by th268 October 14, 2019
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