Penispenny pincher

Someone who pinches Penny's with their penis

Guy1: Mister Crabs penispenny pincher my pennis
Guy2: damn man

by Owl_Boi February 13, 2023

Tinned Pilchard

When a Raccoon (usually of the Portuguese variant) breaks in to your home and defecates on the kitchen floor. Usually, having been attracted by the smell of cheese and ham crackers.

Steve: “Oh for fuck’s sake Tom, have you had a shit on the kitchen floor?”

Tom: “it wasn’t me, it must have been another tinned Pilchard incident”

by Stemol August 31, 2023

purple pinchers

Noah's crabs.

Noah: I've got crabs!
Hannah: Awesome! What type of crabs?
Noah: Purple pinchers!

by myfriendisgettinghermitcrabs November 24, 2023

Worm pincher

Child molester

I was 3 years old when I wanted to go fishing with that old man. One day he said, " Hey?!... Fishing?!...You wanna… come?"

He pinched my worm but he didn't put it on the hook. He smothered it with brownie juice. Then my dad yelled hey worm pincher where you at and I said oh you're looking for my uncle

by Pony tank 69 December 1, 2023

Lasher pincher

A petty thief.

A pilferer. Someone who pilfers your things.

Stealing things out of unlocked cars is a lasher pincher. Pilfering someones things is lasher pinching. Breaking into storage units and stealing things.

by Dancer-Smith-Johnson September 6, 2025

Filling the pitcher

The act of engaging a woman in sex with a penis of considerable girth, so as to fill her vagina.

"yo kevin, I filled carly's pitcher last night!"

"gonna be filling the pitcher with her later on"

by G. Darkness September 6, 2009

Bubbed till the pitcher's empty

Very, very drunk. So drunk that the bubber's actually sweating out the bub through his skin. A particularly common state of consciousness for patrons of slum dive bars.

That wino gets bubbed till the pitcher's empty every night, his liver will be dying soon.

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021