peruviancousin

This is a term used to refer to a very slutty girl.

Girl 1-That girl changes her boyfriends more than she changes her panties .
Girl 2- she's a such a peruviancousin

by koolaso May 19, 2010

penuzit

A baked thing of unindetifiable quality, supposedly available at upscale Italian restaurants in Southern California

Brian: I would like one baked penuzit please.

by clamchoder August 6, 2006

Peruvian Laxative

Eat as much Indian food as possibly, grab someone's ancles until their nose is level with your anus. Proceed to defecate into said nose until it overflows their mouth and spills onto their hair.

"I gave that chick a Peruvian Laxative last night"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"

by dat shit raght dare dun dare September 24, 2011

Peruvian Facelift

When you place your butt cheeks against another person's face cheeks and push them upwards

Carl: Dude I can't believe you gave that girl a Peruvian Facelift last night
Ben: Yeah I mean she was into it until I had to rip ass

by chode_deep September 1, 2013

Peruvian Chest Wax

To empty ones anal cavity, using a transfor pump, onto there significant others pectoral region

That girl is a freak, all she wanted was a Peruvian chest wax

by ur mutha April 15, 2015

peruvied

When getting owned in any type of way like being RICK ROLLED in life.

I got PERUVIED when I met your mother son.

by EL Luchador February 27, 2016

Peruvian Pimp Slap

When you jerk off onto the back of your hand, and bitch slap the shit outta someone

Max: This bitch talking mad shit right now!

Brandon: Go to the bathroom and hit her with the peruvian pimp slap.

by Rivstermistro January 19, 2017