Pardoe

1.) A rare type of human, classified by the innate ability to consume copious amounts of alcohol.

2.) A person who spent so much of his or her life consuming alcohol that his or her body now has a permanent BAC score above .08

3.) Someone who has become drunk off of the toxic cocktail of egomania, alcohol, and douchebaggery.

Bob: Hey Jimmy, you always show up to work drunk, don't you think you ought to cut it back a bit?

Jimmy: No way, I don't even have to drink anymore, I'm practically a Pardoe.

by hugglepuff December 16, 2011

no pedo

used when asking whether a girl is hot, but don't you wanna sound like a pedophile if she's underage

Red:dude your sister is so hot
Blue:dude, she's only 16
Red: no pedo

by Logan-943 May 17, 2009

Pardon What

A phrase used in a not-to-casual but not-too-formal setting to inquire as to the meaning of what someone has said. Used as a question.

Human 1- I am superior to all life forms.
Nonhuman 1- Pardon what?

by Jaubrey January 10, 2009

Pedofeline

A french pedophile feline, who happens to favour children under the age of 10...Commonly named Gap-tooth, the french cat

Qui-est? C'est moi le pedofeline, Gap-tooth!

Gap-Tooth: "So, I heard you were turning six..."

by SantaSaysHo(e)<s> February 19, 2010

wolfman pedo

1) to be unsuccessful in life. 2) a hairy creature inside of chatrooms that has alligator arms and mismatched/uneven legs.

dude, wolfman pedo got whored so bad today

by ArandomPersonFromTheInternet January 3, 2011

If you'll pardon the pun

Something to say after you've said literally anything, unless what you've just said actually contained a pun.

Made popular by the wonderful Moses Beacon, from the excellent comedy 'Come Fly With Me'.

Moses: My name is Moses Beacon, if you'll pardon the pun!

by Smackaine January 27, 2011

pedo

Any person who disagrees with the "messiah", Elongated Musket.

Man: there's no way that dildo sub would have ever worked
Musk: come fight me pedo

by thelegendofsql August 31, 2018