Panty Parfait

That aromatic, creamy amalgam of sweat, cum and smegmatic discharge that accumulates in the gusset of a whore's panties.

I tried to bang Sherri after the party last night brooooohhh. But I couldn't do it. The panty parfait I experienced was enough to retch me braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Panty Strudel

That thin flaky crust in the panty gusset comprised of vaginal discharge.

I need a bath I got panty strudel.

The aromas of her panty strudel was intoxicating.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Pennsylvania Panty Pisser

When a female assumes the position of riding a cack and, prior to insertion, begins to urinate. At this point the penis is inserted in hopes of the urine splashing into the face of the male.

Donald was excited when Porsche mentioned the possibility of performing a Pennsylvania Panty Pisser.

by 6Roger Rabbit8 October 18, 2009

Wheat Penny

Bleached pubes on a tan or a spray tan.

My wheat penny is really coming along. May be a 1943 by next week.

by Leafler May 20, 2021

penny stock dating

Dating people who are currently overweight, but have some beautiful features and, under the right circumstances including weight loss, has the potential to become very attractive and at that point out of your league. Although there is a very small possibility of this, a penny stock dater has decided to assume the risk and invest without any guarantees.

"Yo Bob... Remember Lisa last year, chubby but with the cute eyes? check that bitch out now after losing 40lbs.. Once she went for 20 cents now going for a Benjamin these days. Your ass should have invested in some penny stock dating when you had the chance."

by WolfofWyomingSt February 27, 2014

panty crickets

STDs--crabs, scabbies, etc...

Don't let dirty boys touch you, or you will get panty crickets.

by BSpears December 16, 2007

H.E. Pennypacker

(Seinfeld) An alias used by Kramer. Wealthy industrialist, and philanthropist. He also used this alias to gain access to to the same apartment for sale as Kel Varnsen did during the Puerto Rican Day Parade. His need to gain access to the apartment was to use the bathroom. Another notable appearance in the apartment was Art Vandelay.

"You've screwed me for the last time Pennypacker."

by matkillah April 21, 2004