The term used in the surgeon's logbook to describe the sort of smeggy excretion produced by all the members of HMS Port Royal after they were all entertained by the same lady in a Port in Jamaica over a three-day period. Widely recognised as an excuse for having no quinine left.
'...Jan 21, 1653. The men are all up against the trots and the penile curd, although the hammocks preclude any buttock-ranging infestations...' Naval Surgeon, HMS Gallant
by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008
Get the penile curdmug. A condition that some MEN and only Men possess. Often mistaken for Genetal Herpes or Genetal Warts. A ring of small bumps will be found around the corona of the penis head. Can also be found on the shaft of the Penis in groupings. Perfectly harmless. They are a random genetic condition that are NOT medically dangerous or Contageous. Perfectly normal condition that around 1/3 of men possess. The shortening is PPP.
"I noticed I had some small bumps on my penis, so I went to the doctor to have it checked out. He said it was Pearly Penile Papules. He said it was perfectly normal and there was nothing to worry about."
by Bofe1234 January 25, 2008
Get the Pearly Penile Papulesmug. In rare and unknown circumstances, the dick and balls disconnect from the body and fly into the sun, being known by medical professionals as Solar Penile Syndrome (SPS).
by wide idiot June 21, 2020
Get the Solar Penile Syndromemug. Usually a Vagina but also refers to an Anus or Mouth.
An orifice in which a Penis is inserted followed by a repetitive push & pull motion till ejaculation occurs.
a.k.a.: PVC; P.V.C.
An orifice in which a Penis is inserted followed by a repetitive push & pull motion till ejaculation occurs.
a.k.a.: PVC; P.V.C.
Rupert: "How was she?"
Adam: "OMFG she made Captain Winky sick!"
Rupert: "WTF?"
Adam: "Captain Winky threw up like six times in 1 hour."
Rupert: "Bet her Penile Vomit Chamber was filled!"
Adam: "OMFG she made Captain Winky sick!"
Rupert: "WTF?"
Adam: "Captain Winky threw up like six times in 1 hour."
Rupert: "Bet her Penile Vomit Chamber was filled!"
by DeadGirlsCantSayNo October 7, 2009
Get the Penile Vomit Chambermug. The agonizing pain and intimidation a sexually unexperienced virgin female is faced with when an erected penis is inserted violently into one of her orpheus's.
I know you think Cassie is not a virgin, but just because she dresses like a slut doesn't mean she's not afraid of the penile beat down.
by sxizzla November 29, 2009
Get the Penile Beat Downmug. The size, shape and overall appearance of male genitals to include penis, testicles, scrotum and pubes
Jake showed us his penile arrangement at the cabin and praise Jesus I didn't see anything past his untamed pubes
by i5racer August 4, 2010
Get the Penile Arrangementmug. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PENILE TRUST FALL!
This is the situation where there is a wooka wooka followed by a horrible cracking sound as the member strikes something it was not intended to.
Norbert: Wooka wooka babah….. (CRAAAACK!) Aaaaaaaaggghhhg!
Jimmy: Dangnoodle Nobert you’ve thrust into my diamond plated solar toaster and toothbrush combo set brah. Didja crackawillie?
Norbert: I must never trust thrust again my babah. I must get a fixawillie kit before I bleed out all of my life force.
Jimmy: Bet
This is the situation where there is a wooka wooka followed by a horrible cracking sound as the member strikes something it was not intended to.
Norbert: Wooka wooka babah….. (CRAAAACK!) Aaaaaaaaggghhhg!
Jimmy: Dangnoodle Nobert you’ve thrust into my diamond plated solar toaster and toothbrush combo set brah. Didja crackawillie?
Norbert: I must never trust thrust again my babah. I must get a fixawillie kit before I bleed out all of my life force.
Jimmy: Bet
See dat boy up in this bitch? He waz all like yo yo yo, but nah he ain’t got no play cuz he pulled a penile trust fail now he’s got a cracked willie.
by Ka05mau5 May 4, 2023
Get the penile trust failmug.