TASTY PEASANTS

TASTY PEASANTS for dinner.

by UNIVERSAL THREAT January 10, 2025

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peasant handshake

When someone shits on their hand then shakes the second partys hand with out said person knowing in an act of a agreement and promise.

similar to "Spit on it" when both partys spit on their hands and shake in a act of agreement and promise

I made a promise with Dave not to talk about the fact I cheated on my wife and after I shook his hand I found his shit on my hand.
The dude did a peasant handshake.

by billy mc 1969 August 07, 2019

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toe peasant

A dog or person who enjoys licking toes

My dog is a toe peasant. He enjoys licking my toes.

by Jgo95 November 19, 2023

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Naughty peasants

A group of friends that are bad behaved in their fathers eyes, but really they just love jesus and want to serve him. But they are so awesome and usually come in groups of four. Some of them may be gay or look gay but that what makes them so cool. They all have so much love for each other and even if they stop talking for a while you know they’ll always be best friends

Girl 1: those girls are such naughty peasants!
Girl 2: i know right, they’re so cool.

Girl 1: *hmph, I want to be a naughty peasant
Girl 2: *sigh* I wish

by Edieeee November 04, 2019

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Peasants

A group of people who have no real wealth, and have no income from real wealth ie. Can't afford to buy land, can't afford to build rental units on that land.

Plutocrat #1 says "all the peasants are so disgustingly poor"

Plutocrat #2 says "I wouldn't be rich if it wasn't for the all the peasants"

Plutocrat #3 says "Look at that hot peasant, I can buy some of that for cheap"

Plutocrat #4 says "If that wasn't a peasant, you wouldn't have a chance at getting some"

by NoOneYouKnowNow December 09, 2021

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