Paterno'd

To be dismissed or fired from a job in a most humiliating manner.

Steve used to work for the railroad until he was Paterno'd via a form letter right before he could retire.

by Prisoner416 February 25, 2012

Paternity Test

1) - DNA test using several methods which can determine the biological parent(s) of a person. Most common methods are urine and/or blood samples, or swabbing the mouth and ears of a subject.

2) - The topic appearing on the Maury Show 3-4 days per week.

3) - What no man who had a one night stand wants to have to take.

1) - "This paternity test will determine if John is your long-lost father."

2) - See you are the father and you are not the father.

3) - Jamal- "Oh shit, I gots to take dis paternity test. I hope I ain' da father of Latrelle's nasty ass baby!"

by ACG2x October 13, 2004

paterno love

Turning a blind eye to sexual indescetion.

He continued to show his best friend great paterno love, despite the fact he knew his wife was sleeping with someone else.

When the coach was asked why he failed to report the pervert to authorities, he exclaimed, "I was practicing paterno love."

by Bonafied Cracker November 16, 2011

carly patterson

The best and most beautiful gymnast ever
fuck you Da B. u cant get her.

Carly patterson rocks.

by mr. jmh January 21, 2005

panterrible

A term used to ridicule the band Pantera and their fans, Formed shortly after the widespread knowledge of their glam rock era. It was also the name of a popular website from 1997 to 2004 which is widely credited as having exposed Pantera's formerly well hidden secret of having been a glam rock band in the 1980's.

Bill "Pantera rules!"
Joe "Panterrible sucks!"

by Mithotyn February 12, 2007

carly patterson

A 16-year-old gymnast who earned a gold medal with the US team at the Athens olympics. Considered quite attractive, she resides in Allen, Texas, just 20 minutes north of Dallas.

Carly Patterson is a superb gymnast.

by Kevin the Great July 26, 2005

Steaming Joe Paterno

When one poops his pants at a football game in the winter and steam rises from his pants.

After Purdue scored that third touchdown versus Penn State I took a Steaming Joe Paterno. The fans behind me warmed their hands over it.

by love to lol July 8, 2010