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The Flaccid Patriot 

When the passenger of a moving vehicle rolls down the window and pulls his/her flaccid penis out letting it flap in the wind. This is accompanied with a salute to signify your patriotism and appreciation for freedom.
Steve was riding along on the Interstate when a Ted Nugent song came on. At this point he decided it was only appropriate to bust out The Flaccid Patriot.

bandwagon patriot 

People who began loving the US after 9/11/01.
He used to rant and rave about Bush's policies, but after September 11, he's been a bandwagon patriot.
bandwagon patriot by Almafeta July 15, 2006

Makeshift Patriot 

A saying made famous by freestyle rapper Sage Francis, a Makeshift Patriot is someone who only is patriot when they have to be.
Where were all the flags before 9-11?

Urban Patriot 

One who has a mania for the urban dictionary.
Me: URA Urban Patriot
Random Guy XII: What the what do U mean
Urban Patriot by laser_fox March 9, 2021

Moriarty the Patriot 

also known as one of the best underrated mangas ever.

if you read the manga ur hot and very gay.
random guy: dude have you seen the Moriarty the Patriot anime??? it's so fucking good

another random guy: yeah yeah i know bro but the manga is wayyy better

Digg Patriot 

A Conservative ideologue who tries to censor articles that might hurt their political views on Digg while promoting ones that promote their views. To a Digg Patriot everything is about partisan politics, regardless of the trends, and popularity of articles on Digg.
Originally a Digg Patriot gathered on a Yahoo Group called Digg Patriots to receive orders form other Digg Patriots on what articles to bury.
Digg Patriot by Libertatis September 11, 2010