painting the panda

The act of ejaculating onto a turd in the toilet. Thus turning your “brown bear” into a “panda bear”

Bruh, I beat off on my poop. Painting the panda got me feelin like Picasso.

by akthagod69 March 3, 2019

Røven the Panda

The most famous Panda in Minecraft, he lives in a jungle house with the boys on one of the best seeds ever in the game. He was created by the Minecraft god himself.

Did u know Røven the Panda is a sexoffender?

by abelorten April 13, 2021

really thin pancakes

Explanation used by Jean Girard (Sasha Baron Cohen) in Talledega Nights to what crepes are.

How bout you say, "I love really thin pancakes". That is a fair comprise, non?

by McLovinit May 1, 2008

pancake your yam sack

The process of converting a man's genitals into pancake-like objects by applying extreme force using a blunt object (i.e, one's foot).

Betsy said to Owen, "If you don't stay away from me you creep, I'll pancake your yam sack!"

by NatlTony August 1, 2008

pandalogy

A wise Panda God once said: Pandas believe that if you can't reach something, it's not important

In Pandalogy you follow the beliefs in the panda gods and their commandments

10 commandments of the Panda Gods
1. Thou shall always be lazy
2. Thou shall multiply for a panda army
3. Thou shall sleep at least 12 hours a day
4. Thou shall eat at least one bamboo forest a day
5. Thou shall not scream wile being eaten by a Panda God
6. Thou shall not try to reach what you can't reach
7. Thou shall try to evolve to rule mankind
8. Thou shall sleep and eat for 6 days on the 7 day thy shall eat more than thy sleep
9. Thou shall party every day
10.Thou shall be tasty and have blood type THC
The panda gods demand you to keep to these commandments or thy shall be eaten

Pandas are large, furry creatures who specialize in the art of being endangered. They have set up an advanced civilization in your back yard complete with tiki bars and large indrustrial companies of no importance whatsoever. Their Religion, Pandalogy is the belief in the Panda Gods.

by Pandafayse August 28, 2010

Phenomenal Pancakes

An exclamation of great joy or extreme pleasure.

"We have covered 5700 miles on this road trip, the whole thing has been phenomenal pancakes!"

Harrison: This view is phenomenal pancakes!
Hassan: It's just a hill.
Harrison: You have no eye for beauty!

by Lost on the Road March 11, 2009

Flatten the pancake

Doing something, particularly nothing, for ten hours straight. Also to be unemployed or a feminist.

I flatten the pancake so much that it hurts!
Jimmy loves to flatten the pancake with Sarah!
Mom, may I flatten the pancake today?
She flattens the pancake so much that she must be a femenist!

by Bequietnow November 27, 2016