Panera Head

Sexual favors that follow meeting a girl at Panera Bread. Such activity typically succeeds the consumption of a "You Pick Two" meal, complemented by somewhat intellectual conversation. Obviously, it is of great utility to dress, talk, and act like a liberal. This means donning a scarf and using a MacBook computer.

Mr. Chocolate Shakes swapped the baguette for some Panera Head. Afterwards, he bought an oatmeal cookie from the bakery.

by MrChocolateShakes January 19, 2012

Cat Pandering

Using cats or kittens in a YouTube video to get additional views. This strategy first became known in the movie "Funny People."

Mark: How did this get over 700,000 views!?
Leo: Because people love kittens, and it's a way for me to get my comedy out there.
Mark: That's completely unfair, it's just cat pandering.

by montypark October 10, 2009

PANZERNOOB

Noob who plays Wolfenstein Enemy Territory and uses the panzer.

ilikeeggs is a panzernoob

by Che March 31, 2004

Panera

A common misspelling of the band Pantera, where they just forgot the "t".

The founder of Panera most likely named his restaurant chain after this kickass band, but there was just a typo.

by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats January 12, 2011

Panzerfaust

A record label which features artists such as Brutal Attack, White Diamond, and Stromschlag, making music for neo-Nazis and skinheads.

Panzerfaust Records hates jews.

by hitlers favorite nipple biter December 28, 2005

Panger

The process of doing or snorting a rail of blow of an erect penis and then having sex.

She took that panger like a pro and kept going at it till the early morning.

by buckwild8 March 6, 2008

Pantera

The Gods of heavy metal. Fuck Metallica, Pantera are the shit and they had one of the best fucking guitarists in the world. R.I.P Dimebag Darrell. We miss you!

Listening to Pantera is like being kicked in the head repeatedly. In a good way...

by S..A..R..A the drummer girl July 22, 2006