pakistanley

someone whos heritage lies in pakistan but having been born in england has adopted the white culture and denys their roots

/were you born here or did you move here?
\born here
/oh so youre a pakistanley

by J R R August 30, 2006

pakini

A bikini but without the top.

Yo are you going to the Pakini Grill?

Is that the place where the girls have a bikini without a top?

Yea, brah.

Cool, let's go.

by Hawaiiensis March 14, 2010

Paki nose

Paki nose are peng noses and pakis don't need a nose job and pakis don't need to contour their nose

Your nose is peng is it a paki nose

by myoooisbbdbdb January 30, 2019

paki shower

A water-friendly alternative to a shower perfected by the Pakistani community. Instead of washing one's self when extremely sweaty and/or dirty, the individual simply uses toilet paper as a towel, then sprays deoderant in the hope of disguising their smell and never having to properly clean themselves. The odour is never completely masked, and the smellier the paki, the more highly regarded they are by their bretheren.

(After playing football all lunch)
Ricky: "Vishal, get me a coke and some toilet paper"
...after using the toilet paper to dry off...
Akshay "here, i stole this deoderant off a 12 year old for you"
Ricky: "good, now im ready for lessons"

Innocent onlooker: "typical...that paki shower cant cover theyre stench"

by Dushe June 12, 2008

Pakistan

A country full of Indians Muslims who are still confused about their origins even after taking everything from India ans still think they are Arabs,Persians and torrorist.

you mean pakistani so are you running an Indian restaurant.

by Banana9000 November 23, 2021

Paisel

A very broadly used word.

Can be used as a verb, adverb, adjective, or noun.

It is used to lighten the mood in a situation that has too much tension, or can be used casually among friends. 'Paisel' is usually used to replace other words that can be changed to make the sentence mean something else, this creates confusion in the sentence; thus making the conversation more humorous.

It is also used when a person feels indifferent in a situation, or cannot describe the feeling. 'Paisel' can be used to replace an adjective that is necessary to understand the sentence, therefore making the sentence incomplete (like the persons thoughts).

Verb: Nick, can you please go paisel over there while I talk to Sarah? (meaning: Nick, please go over there while I talk to Sarah.)

Adverb: Dana finished that race paisel fast! (meaning: Dana finished that race really fast!)

Adjective: Well Hailey, don't you look paisel today? (meaning: Well Hailey, don't you look happy/sad/angry today? - depending on obvious mood)

Noun: Bronwyn! Take that paisel off your head! (meaning: Bronwyn! Take that (obvious object) off your head!

by The Guidence Office March 11, 2009

hairy ass paki

A paki from wellington telford with a hairy ass

Did you see the face on that hairy ass paki, his mum and dad must be brother and sister, fucking inbred.

by Fanny bollocks September 7, 2016