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Iphone Parent

a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,

can also indicate a new form of middle class parent
What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iphone parent or what!!
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
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pakonge

pah-kan-j= pronunciation
The act of chugging soda while nakedly urinating.
Can also mean the act of taking a hot shower while juggling grapes in your mouth.
Yesterday, George wanted to juggle grapes but had to take a shower, so he pakonged to get both done.
by EmHanTessJillBrookeHan February 13, 2010
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Parent Argument

An argument in which one person clearly has won, but the other person still gets their way.
John: "This sucks. I got in an argument with my little brother today, now I have to pay for his XBox Live."
Dave: "No way, you could totally win an argument with Jake!"
John: "I won, but it was a Parent Argument. He got on his back and started bawling, so my parents butted in. Now I don't have any extra money!"
by Big White Monster July 7, 2010
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papenpantaloonophobia

The fear of pooping your pants. Papen is the original word for pooping or "passing gas" used in 16th century England. Pantaloon is derived from the french word "pantalon" 1580-1620.
Friend- Did.. Did I just poop my pants?

You- Dude, you have papenpantaloonophobia.
by POOPL3GS December 19, 2012
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Parent’nt

by Kachiggamanigga May 2, 2019
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Pakerine

Hi Pakerine!
by HumanRaptor567 May 30, 2020
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Parent caller

When a sibling is over exaggerating and extremely loud just to get their parents attention so you get in trouble
Saying things really loudly like

WHY DID YOU DO THAT or OWWWWW
Dang m is such a parent caller, you barely tapper her and she yelled WHY DID YOU DO THAT like you hit her or something
by Your such a parent caller by c November 17, 2020
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