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Padosan

Patrick plus Addosan (nickname for Addison)
Wow, Padosan is such a cute couple.
by Hǎo de, zàijiàn August 28, 2022
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Padoo

1- A greeting a hick would say twords a normal person which will end in the confusion of the former party,the word is a compilation of the phrase how do and a botching of the english language do to a oral infection from tobacco chewing.
2- When an open mouth kiss occurs and one of the people has tobacco chew in his or her mouth without the other one aware of this.
1- Hick: well padoo there friend
Johny: what the fuck did you just call me!?!?!
2- Jason: so how was the party man
Robert: it was horrible i got padoed by some chick
Jason: ew dude, what did you do?
Robert: slaped her in the eye with my penis...
by Gortho April 1, 2009
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Padlocks

a name given to an overweight teen whose parents put a lock on the fridge at night so they wont eat all the food.
Man, i saw padlocks walking to her neighbors to get some milk...her momma musta locked up the fridge again.
by The Shrine May 20, 2008
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padophile

Individual who is obsessed with pads on peoples feet.
That Joe, with his foot fetish, he always licks the bottom of my feet...the pads. He is a padophile.
by Frisco Stories October 9, 2008
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padoinker

Wisconsin slang for Male sex organ; penis, dick, cock, peter, Johnson, peterjohnson,
"Think I hooked up with a burner last night, my padoinker is on fire"

"Criiiiipes that swamp donkey from da bar? Loose as a goose but I bet she gives good head"

"Yep. Worth iiiiiiitttt"

"I think you'd lose your padoinker if it wasn't attached to ya"
by Heard that June 18, 2014
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Helemaal van da padje

Zo zat zijn dat mensen dürums touchdownen, blaadjes voor bloemen aanzien, zwarte dood kotsen en gehowdoed worden.
Ik had zoveel gedronken, ik weet niets meer van gisteren. Ik was echt Helemaal van da padje!
by vkdflksd August 31, 2014
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pajohn

to kill an insurmountable amount of alcohol in 5 minutes

to be fat,drunk,high,and in the mood to watch a good flick
"I'm going to pajohn chad's liquor"

"NO WAY CHUCK!!! Good luck pajohning that shit"
by ChadBroChill6969 August 22, 2007
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