paddle sock

Any tubular cover made of fleece to fit over a canoe or kayak paddle to protect the paddle from harm. Invented in 1981 by Jill Ellis.

Wrap your stick with a paddle sock.

by Fionatheknowitall July 4, 2011

All alone with no paddle

When your basically fucked
Like your stuck somewhere with no way of getting out; hence, the boat with no paddle.

Person 1: Yo b where you at? Shit started an hour ago.
Person 2: shitt nigga… swear to God im all alone with no paddle.

by Nollie August 22, 2022

paddle swatcher

Flat landers or city folks going north to go tubing, kayaking or canoeing down rivers and have no idea what their doing.

Look at them fucking paddle swatchers going in circles around the pond.

by Jayr39 July 21, 2017

piddy-paddling

the act of being indecisive even though you act like you want one thing but choose the other

Josh: Stop piddy-paddling! you act like you love me but you still dont make our relationship official!

by LoserPopculture February 9, 2021

paddled

when you get beat very bad in a competition

I completely paddled you in that race

by imakeupwordsforfun August 6, 2025

shock paddles

Another phrase for defibrillator because defibrillator IS WAY too hard to type or say without typos

He Has No Pulse! Get the shock paddles!

by Frilled Potato September 5, 2018

swiss paddle

The female version of the Dutch Rudder.

Karen is totally hetero but when that slut starts drinking, she'll swiss paddle with anyone.

by Achilyous October 29, 2020