The amount of EXTRA time that disappears into the ether at a red-to-green light or the ADDITIONAL time shit-canned while moving forward in any line, primarily due to those obliviously lost starring into their phone.
Boss- You seem to be later than usual this morning?
You- Yea, left 15 mins early, but I experienced some serious Phone Lag during my commute, it's getting impossible to pre-determine these days.
You at Wally-Mart; ( standing with a puzzling look)
Your friend: You better get in line, what are are you waiting for?
You: I'm trying to calculate the Phone Lag we're about to experience either behind the shopping moms or the pack of Millennials???
You- Yea, left 15 mins early, but I experienced some serious Phone Lag during my commute, it's getting impossible to pre-determine these days.
You at Wally-Mart; ( standing with a puzzling look)
Your friend: You better get in line, what are are you waiting for?
You: I'm trying to calculate the Phone Lag we're about to experience either behind the shopping moms or the pack of Millennials???
by TheeKoJak September 20, 2016
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Get the whore phone mug.Cell Phone Pixies are mischievious creatures who live in your phone. When you are not paying attention, they will magically call India, spam votes for someone on American Idol, and try to download a movie to your iPhone. When you get $45 usage fees on your next bill, all you have to do is call customer service and say you never ever used your phone to do that and they will believe you and reverse the charges.
Customer: "There's no way in hell I went over my daytime minutes! I never go over! It must have been the cell phone pixies."
Agent: "I fully trust you and will take your word for it. I'll reverse the fee right now! Just call us back any time those pixies fuck with your phone and we'll take care of it for you. Don't bother getting for a plan with more minutes so you're only paying $5 more per month rather than $200!"
Agent: "I fully trust you and will take your word for it. I'll reverse the fee right now! Just call us back any time those pixies fuck with your phone and we'll take care of it for you. Don't bother getting for a plan with more minutes so you're only paying $5 more per month rather than $200!"
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Get the Cell Phone Pixies mug.a lame excuse for talking to numerous girls via text...: one person owns a "nice phone" and his friends use it to txt their girlfriends
Marahh: Jason why are u txting so many girls on your phone
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Get the community phone mug.Cell Phone Drift is the drifting of a motor vehicle while the driver pays more attention to the phone than to driving.
Dude! Look at the Cell Phone Drift on that truck! He almost ran that car off the road! The idiot driver must be texting.
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