To accomplish a goal slowly in short periods of work, while simultaneosly bullshitting around and taking smoke breaks
Guy:"Hey, I thought you were cleaning?"
Person:"I'll get back to it in a bit, I'm getting it done by way of progresstination"
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Person:"I'll get back to it in a bit, I'm getting it done by way of progresstination"
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The highly attractive main character of a continuing series of auto insurance commercials, in which she sells her product through her quirky antics and overall likability.
Damn, I hate buying insurance but when Flo the Progressive Girl is around it's all I can think about. That and her cuteness.
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Progwessive tantrums about organic food, universal health care, and big government are turning America into a Nanny State.
by LocalHoney June 18, 2011
Get the Progwessive mug.1. The epic and unparalleled event of taking multiple alcoholic shots, the number of which is significant (ie. years of marriage, number of V-cards taken, etc.), in order to expedite the process of pregaming. The use of a theme song is highly recommended, though not required.
2. The act of progressing.
2. The act of progressing.
"Dood, Timmy just took a 13 shot progression for his frat's 13th anniversary and now he's puking in the bathtub."
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The destruction of freedom.
Society will collapse on itself and it is because of progressive types.
The destruction of freedom.
Society will collapse on itself and it is because of progressive types.
Look around you dumbfucks.Society is dilapidated and deteriorating rapidly.
It's YOUR fault.
How does that make you feel?
Feel proud?
You're killing us and helping the government take away our basic rights.
It's YOUR fault.
How does that make you feel?
Feel proud?
You're killing us and helping the government take away our basic rights.
by God,I hate you! March 14, 2005
Get the progressivism mug.1. A gradual change or advancement from one state to another.
2. Movement forward or onward
3. A series or succession of related things.
4. A sequence of numbers or terms in which each can be derived from its predecessor using a constant formula.
2. Movement forward or onward
3. A series or succession of related things.
4. A sequence of numbers or terms in which each can be derived from its predecessor using a constant formula.
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