Porridging

When you continue talking in a conversation, you feel and or realize, as you keep talking, you should have already stopped.

I was talking to a friend of mine in front of our coffee shop, having a cigarette, and some guy started porridging thinking I was pregnant. Stupid... it's winter weight.

by Zachariah Langley 13 January 22, 2018

soggy porrige

Soggy porrige is when you and a group of guys get a bowl with crushed buscuits and everyone stands around the bowl and jerks off into it. The last person to cum has to mix it all together and eat the "porrige"

I played a game of soggy porrige last night, I loved it! I didn't cum last.

by TheWeedler4:19 June 7, 2017

porrige

A soft food made by boiling oatmeal or another meal in water or milk

"Whats for dinner tonight?" "Porrige"

by PersistantHugger August 1, 2012

porridgewog

A person of scottish nationality. Due to the national breakfast being the slop they call porridge.

Shut up you Porridgewog

by Haitch January 13, 2005

porridger

A big-hearted clumsy try-hard

Look at him running around all beefy making a nuisance of himself. He's a right porridger!

by Misha T August 6, 2016

porridger

Definition: A graceless try-hard

Example: Look at him running around with his elbows out. He's a right porridger!

by Pikkapowa August 5, 2016

porgidge

What am I chkthchinking about?

Porgidge.

I need to pay off my porgidge.

by where's jaaaaames? October 1, 2020