choke & poke

a threesome where one participant receives oral sex from the second participant who simultaneously is being penetrated by the third participant.

Jim and Dave had a choke & poke with Sally last night.

by GVic May 20, 2008

poked up

When someone literally gets "poked" up as in stabbed.

Yo this nigga was punkin me, so you know he got poked up.

by yatusabes March 2, 2008

timid poke

A timid poke is the result where one of two people is not yet ready for intercourse, but is willing to let the other person "put it in to see what it feels like." A timid poke, or TP for short, often leads to further intercourse, but occasionally represents the maximum achieved penetration.

I figured that if I could talk her into a timid poke I would be able seal the deal, but no dice.

by Dr. A. Francis April 1, 2009

poke rash

when a poke war on facebook goes on forever and the poker keeps poking you

Damnnnnnn, this poke war is causing me a poke rash.

by fishf00d123 December 26, 2010

poke-call

A missed-call intentionally done to be remembered by the person you fancy.

Jane: God! I really regret a lot that I gave Marc my number! He keeps on "Poke-Calling" me and I'm annoyed!

by imarcverga November 22, 2010

poke whore

A facebook user who poke's lots of people of the opposite sex.

girl : you know eric has been poking me like everyday.
Friend : Omg he pokes me too. He is such a poke whore !

by lmelt April 28, 2009

poke in the whiskers

the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, assuming, of course, they are not completely shorn

“i’ll be back later honey for a quick, uuuuuhhhhh, poke in the whiskers”

“i’d like to get her back to my place for a poke in the whiskers”

by uncle salty May 11, 2004