Kuder Poach

v. To locate and capture a female to prostitute, esp. done by a redneck.

Hey Derger! I just Kuder Poached this here hole, get some trankalazer darts so she stops quiverin.

by Derger October 18, 2008

poach

Actually this term was defined when my friend left his hamburger on the table and left the room while we were watching a show on Poaching. I then took it, bit it, and said hah poached. From then on it expanded.

If you had a great meal you were poaching. If you stole a seat,girl,meal, whatever, you poached it.If you planned on going to relax then you were going to poach. The term quickly spread through my friends who then moved out of NY spreading it even faster. This was over 11 yrs ago.

by John Rollo May 28, 2005

poaching

Hunting for chicks

Dude you ready to go poaching? there's alotta hot girls here tonight lets go scoop em up.

by yan starr September 4, 2011

roach poach

to hunt cockroaches, waterbugs or silverfish illegally for profit and/or fun

with ted's PS2 on the fritz, we decided to embark on a roach poach till that snotty little intern from greenpeace showed up and tied us all up

by Laren McLauren May 27, 2003

poacher turned game keeper

a person who once was at the bottom of the ladder and schemed they're way to the top.

look at you poacher turned game keeper you got there by scheming.

by uboat January 18, 2010

cock poacher

Another term used to describe a person who prevents a man from initiating intercourse with another....Effectively shooting the cock like a poacher in the African Sahara. Also see cock blocker

"Big John is acting like a real cock poacher tonight."

"Janet's friend is such a bitch. I have been trying to fuck her forever and that girl is a real cock poacher."

by merlin12volt August 18, 2009

poaching

To try and seduce the partner of a friend or colleague in an awkward embarrassing sex pest style

Asking a girl if she has a tissue because you want to cum on her breasts

by dave finnon September 4, 2003