what guys refer to as the worst time of the month.
but what i refer to it as, is the time of the month where men bitch and complain about not getting ass and blame everything on the woman.
yes, woman are more irritable at this time, but guys need to look at it through the woman's perspective.
but what i refer to it as, is the time of the month where men bitch and complain about not getting ass and blame everything on the woman.
yes, woman are more irritable at this time, but guys need to look at it through the woman's perspective.
for the guys who can't imagine what it feels like:
PMS is like having a raccoon scratch it's way out of your stomach, a toddler riding on your back all day, being force fed 20 pounds of rice, AND pulling paper out of your ass covered in blood every few hours.
you try doing that and act like nothing's wrong.
PMS is like having a raccoon scratch it's way out of your stomach, a toddler riding on your back all day, being force fed 20 pounds of rice, AND pulling paper out of your ass covered in blood every few hours.
you try doing that and act like nothing's wrong.
by commonsensespeaking July 21, 2009
a curse on all women that kicks in every month. Guys act like women over-react, but they don't know the pain and suffering they go through! guys, be nice to your girlfriend (or wife) when she is on her period.
by ghyutpk June 29, 2010
1. private message or personal message - messaging someone personally in a one-to-one chat. synonym: direct message, or dm.
2. pretty much.
3. prime minister.
2. pretty much.
3. prime minister.
by niggalas sage June 09, 2019
PMS stands for premenstrual syndrome, but it can even occur during or after menstruation. Symptoms of PMS include abdominal cramps, bloating, irritability, breast tenderness, occasional cravings for sweet or very salty foods, and hormonal imbalances that cause mood swings.
Since males don't have periods, they act like insensitive jackasses when the women around them are suffering from PMS. Those stuck-up dickless monkeys can't get any ass, so they call their girlfriends bitches and blow everything out of proportion. Sure, sometimes PMS can cause a girl to get a little bitchy, but those douchebags act like a PMSing woman is a nuclear bomb that's been unleashed on the city. All they think about is themselves, they don't even give a crap when their girl is crying out in pain because the girl is just "being a dramatic bitch".
A guy will accuse a girl of PMSing even if she gets mad at him for something that's his own fault, such as being a complete dickhole.
Since males don't have periods, they act like insensitive jackasses when the women around them are suffering from PMS. Those stuck-up dickless monkeys can't get any ass, so they call their girlfriends bitches and blow everything out of proportion. Sure, sometimes PMS can cause a girl to get a little bitchy, but those douchebags act like a PMSing woman is a nuclear bomb that's been unleashed on the city. All they think about is themselves, they don't even give a crap when their girl is crying out in pain because the girl is just "being a dramatic bitch".
A guy will accuse a girl of PMSing even if she gets mad at him for something that's his own fault, such as being a complete dickhole.
Sally: Bob, you look stupid with those pencils in your nose.
Bob: You bitch!! Why are you acting like a psycho?! You must be PMSing!!!
Sally: WTF are you talking about, you moron?
Bob: RUN AWAY SHE'S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!!!!!! OH MY GOD SHE'S GONNA RIP MY LEGS OFF!!!!
Sally: Whatever!
Bob: You bitch!! Why are you acting like a psycho?! You must be PMSing!!!
Sally: WTF are you talking about, you moron?
Bob: RUN AWAY SHE'S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!!!!!! OH MY GOD SHE'S GONNA RIP MY LEGS OFF!!!!
Sally: Whatever!
by K-Chan The Abominable Space Bunny July 09, 2006
The week or so of month where girls expirience horrible pain, crazy mood swings, blood streaming out of their vagina, and the desire to curl up in a ball and possibly never move again.
And the thing is guys are right, girls are crazy ass bitches when they are pmsing but they complain about girls using pms as an excuse to bitch and not give blow jobs or have sex. Hey how bout you try getting repeatedly getting kicked in the balls and gut while having a cotton stick shoved up your ass and act normal.
It's not that big of a deal if you give girls a little space when she's being bitchy and not complain bout getting no ass.
And the thing is guys are right, girls are crazy ass bitches when they are pmsing but they complain about girls using pms as an excuse to bitch and not give blow jobs or have sex. Hey how bout you try getting repeatedly getting kicked in the balls and gut while having a cotton stick shoved up your ass and act normal.
It's not that big of a deal if you give girls a little space when she's being bitchy and not complain bout getting no ass.
guy: babe wanna suck my dick
girl: I hope you drop dead
guy: jeez your a real bitch
girl: go away
guy: this sucks balls
girl: *pulls out a knife
guy: oh jeezus she's pmsing
girl: I hope you drop dead
guy: jeez your a real bitch
girl: go away
guy: this sucks balls
girl: *pulls out a knife
guy: oh jeezus she's pmsing
by ieatbrains2400 April 05, 2012
P: Pre. M:Menstrual. S: Syndrome
Also...
Part Monster Syndrome
Pity Me Syndrome
Pain and Murder Syndrome
Lotsa syndromes...
PMS is when a girl's (who has gone through puberty but not reached menopause) uterus sheds its nasty ol' layer of mucus and blood because her egg hasnt been fertilized that month. That's the technical term.
Here's what it means for us guys out there: WATCH YOUR BACK. These crazy moodswings and temper tantrums will get you to hell faster then you can say "PLEASEDONTSTABMEWITHTHEKNIFE". Just stay back and don't try to help, cuz that makes it worse. You really can't fix it, and then the girl just gets all pshycho bitch sensitive and either A. Shuns you B. Yells at you C. Starts crying or D. Pulls out her concealed weapon. PMS is something girls gotta live with and guys gotta live with (yes, i acknowledge that girls have the worse part of the deal, but A. that is not our fault so don't take it out on us and B. we can't do anything about it so don't take it out on us even more for trying our best to help.)
Also...
Part Monster Syndrome
Pity Me Syndrome
Pain and Murder Syndrome
Lotsa syndromes...
PMS is when a girl's (who has gone through puberty but not reached menopause) uterus sheds its nasty ol' layer of mucus and blood because her egg hasnt been fertilized that month. That's the technical term.
Here's what it means for us guys out there: WATCH YOUR BACK. These crazy moodswings and temper tantrums will get you to hell faster then you can say "PLEASEDONTSTABMEWITHTHEKNIFE". Just stay back and don't try to help, cuz that makes it worse. You really can't fix it, and then the girl just gets all pshycho bitch sensitive and either A. Shuns you B. Yells at you C. Starts crying or D. Pulls out her concealed weapon. PMS is something girls gotta live with and guys gotta live with (yes, i acknowledge that girls have the worse part of the deal, but A. that is not our fault so don't take it out on us and B. we can't do anything about it so don't take it out on us even more for trying our best to help.)
Girl: Oucheeee i have cramps!
Guy: Aww baby lemme try and make you fell a lil better!
Girl:...what did you say?
Guy:I just said i wanted to make you feel better =)
Girl: DON'T EVEN TRY, OK? GOD MEN ARE SO INSENSITIVE. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN PAIN??!?!
Guy: I know you are, I'm just trying to help!
Girl: Pulls out concealed weapon (told you she'd do it!) GET OUT!!!!!!
Guy: This is my house...
Girl: Don't get sassy with me!
Guy:...?
Girl: *sigh* I'm so tired! (collapses on floor)
Guy: Are you ok???
Girl: *Wakes up* how DARE you wake me up from my nap! *starts crying* I love you so damn much!
Guy: What the hell
Girl: DON'T YELL AT ME!
Guy: I'm outta here...
Girl: DON'T LEAVE ME PLEASE! I'M SO LONELY!!!...hmmm I WANT SOME CAKE. No, i'm too fat! Am I too fat? YOU THINK I'M FAT!
Guy: I'll be back in a week...*shakes fist angrily* CURSE YOU PMS!!!
Guy: Aww baby lemme try and make you fell a lil better!
Girl:...what did you say?
Guy:I just said i wanted to make you feel better =)
Girl: DON'T EVEN TRY, OK? GOD MEN ARE SO INSENSITIVE. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN PAIN??!?!
Guy: I know you are, I'm just trying to help!
Girl: Pulls out concealed weapon (told you she'd do it!) GET OUT!!!!!!
Guy: This is my house...
Girl: Don't get sassy with me!
Guy:...?
Girl: *sigh* I'm so tired! (collapses on floor)
Guy: Are you ok???
Girl: *Wakes up* how DARE you wake me up from my nap! *starts crying* I love you so damn much!
Guy: What the hell
Girl: DON'T YELL AT ME!
Guy: I'm outta here...
Girl: DON'T LEAVE ME PLEASE! I'M SO LONELY!!!...hmmm I WANT SOME CAKE. No, i'm too fat! Am I too fat? YOU THINK I'M FAT!
Guy: I'll be back in a week...*shakes fist angrily* CURSE YOU PMS!!!
by Iwishihadapineapple May 07, 2008