When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.
Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide
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is someone who prefers to plumb mens holes with his own wrench and nuts.
if a man goes in his toilet and finds theres either a blockage/leak or hes just a bit of a gaylord if you get my meaning then he'll call round his schvincter plumber to fix it for him with his big tool.
a regular fun boy whos reliable, on time and does his job to a high standard of gayness when you require him to and then goes away.
if a man goes in his toilet and finds theres either a blockage/leak or hes just a bit of a gaylord if you get my meaning then he'll call round his schvincter plumber to fix it for him with his big tool.
a regular fun boy whos reliable, on time and does his job to a high standard of gayness when you require him to and then goes away.
"oh great... i just had that hole fixed last week, it might need to be 'broke in' again to get it running smoothly"
"tut, my pipe is a bit chafed down there, i'll need to call my schvincter plumber to release the blockage" etc
"tut, my pipe is a bit chafed down there, i'll need to call my schvincter plumber to release the blockage" etc
by jonny rotten pants June 24, 2009
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Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!
by weave August 25, 2003
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by Sneaky_Hibiki August 28, 2010
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he is mentioned over 20 times during, and after, the 3rd and last presidential debate betweeen Obama and McCain (who will win???^^)
he is mentioned over 20 times during, and after, the 3rd and last presidential debate betweeen Obama and McCain (who will win???^^)
PJ: did u watch d debate last nite?
Me: yeps!
funny huh? Joe the Plumber
PJ: huh?
Me: d dude from ohio dat won BIG last nite!!!
Me: yeps!
funny huh? Joe the Plumber
PJ: huh?
Me: d dude from ohio dat won BIG last nite!!!
by ╬Angel Fangs╬ December 9, 2008
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Porn star plumber-"i'm the plumber"
Girl-"Ooooh, FUCK ME NOW!"
By this time the plumber is rubbing hot sauce all over the girls leg so she is getting off on it.Cool.
Girl-"Ooooh, FUCK ME NOW!"
By this time the plumber is rubbing hot sauce all over the girls leg so she is getting off on it.Cool.
by GirlSkater February 21, 2004
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