Point Plankn

To receive something not earned. To artificially earn points by being a cheating bastage. To engage in busch league tactics during the heat of competition.

*During a game of bagpits (aka cornhole)*

"What's the score?"

"18-4."

"Bullshit. Dude, you're point plankn."

by bagpits September 24, 2009

Plonkette

The term "plonkette" is used to describe a female version of a "plonker" and is a very light-hearted way to call someone an idiot , often used to people with affection, and when you call a woman a "Plonkette" you do so with a great big smile on you're face, and is completely non offensive.

Johnny. gosh you are making mistakes with your grammer again "You're such a plonker"

Angie , well me being a swiss dude and noticing you spelt GRAMMAR wrong !!!! Id say you are a "Plonkette" ;-)

by AberAng March 1, 2011

ploaker

One who ploaks

"Oh Jim, You're such a ploaker"

by Mark Sev May 17, 2006

wanker planker

Snowboarder's reference to a slow skier. Derogatory term.

Look at that wanker planker trying to shred.

by Smokey Joe February 21, 2004

planking

Parkour for people who can't move fast

Jimmy: Did you see that pic of Ben planking on a police car?
Matt: Yeah, I lol'd when I saw it. I heard Ben's too slow to parkour.
Jimmy: Lol yeah, I heard that too. But planking is still as chill.

by TehChingsta June 14, 2011

plank

A stupid or silly person. Having a similar mental capacity to a piece of wood.

George is as thick as a plank.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

ploik

an onomatopoeia

a word used when sticking something into another something that is usually soft and wet and sometimes warm

"dude i stuck in in there and it was like *ploik*
0_o

by Curt May 26, 2004