Platypus

Platypus is where you and your special someone are not techinically together, but still want to, but aren't because of outside reasons.

Guy : Hey, are you and Aleasha going out?

Dude : Nah, were going platypus.

Guy : Oh ok then.

by KAMIKAZEE007 June 16, 2009

platypus

VERB- very similiar to "sac tap" or "cup check" in males. One woman taps the other on her frontal private area with the back of her hand while yelling "platypus". Not to be confused with "cupping", which is with the palmer surface of the hand.

I gave your mom a platypus when she walked by me last night.

by Jrickso December 30, 2008

platypus

code word for alcohol.

will platypus be provided at this fiesta?

by not importantx3. March 11, 2009

Platypus stain

A person who thinks themselves and their friends are "the shit" but are really quite rude and unliked by everyone except their group.

"You're such a platypus stain."

by notastain April 26, 2010

Platypossum

The offspring of a platypus and a possum

holy crap that platypossum is insane!

by Awesome ninja face kicker June 3, 2011

platypus

a mammal that lays eggs

i saw a platypus in the river

by luvbugnbella March 2, 2015

Platyposse

A group (or posse) of Platypi. Usually solitary creatures, they call upon each other in times of bandits and bank robbing. Also called upon when damsels are in distress. Obviously Australian.

"Did you see that platyposse in the Outback?"
"Yes! The Melbourne Boys must be in town!"

by kaelside June 26, 2015