patty kane

the act of dummying a taxi driver that won't give you your rightfully owed change.

if this cabby doesn't give me every penny im gonna patty kane him

by werth October 29, 2009

Patty melt

A burger, of any type of meat, topped with a slice(s) of cheese. May be eaten as a sandwich on any kind of bread, or without bread a all.

Tonight, I don't feel much like cooking. How about a sports bar? A good patty melt, some cold beer, and a ball game. Now, that's what I really feel like tonight!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 13, 2021

Flabby Patty

An absurdly loose or old pussy of an obese woman.

"Dude, i got so drunk last night, and ended up doing this chick, she had such a flabby patty!"

by ScruffMcGruff666 June 9, 2009

North Platte

A town in the middle of nowhere where there's nothing to do, all of the teens smoke pot/ vape and all of the adults do meth. Practically every one who lives here doesn't want to live here but has to for some reason. And also every one here is depressed for some reason.

Person 1: I hate North Platte I wish I could leave here.
Person 2: What did you say? I was too stoned to listen to you

by Dhdndj gay August 5, 2018

Plattsburgh

Sleepy town in upstate New York only going ons are the occasional college party, meth lab busts, or walking around the mall. For fun many teenage residents go to Montreal to drink or walk the streets of the "Burgh" for hours loathing their own existence. Due to the crippling bored found here drug use and alcoholism of all those who are above the age of 12 is very high and considered the favorite pastime of the city. Also winters are cold the weather men are treated like gods and there is a hatred of all things french canadian that can only be compared to south's hatred of freed slaves after reconstruction.

I need to get out of Plattsburgh.

by ZIM ZINN August 15, 2012

What does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

It means a lot of things. For example;

1. You're about to die.
2. Your face is very ugly and no one wants to rape you.
3. You're high.
4. You're just stupid.
5. You're just a retard that fuckin has problems.
6. You just sucked a infected dick.
7. You're on your period.
8. You just drank some menstrual juice.
9. You saw a Michael and got high.
10. You just got Harrison'd.
11. Vanessa shoved a dildo up your ass and you enjoyed it like how a bitch enjoys a big fat blowjob.
12. Justin Bieber. 'Nuff said.
13. You read a gay chain letter email and apparently got a seizure.
14. You just saw a hot chick that mind-raped you in the ass.
15. You saw the number 15.
16. Your computer blew up on you and you became so gay that your mom gave you a fingering.

High Guy: Dude, what does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

My ass: A lot of things. Why?

High Guy: Cuz I see flying platypuses.

by Chewbacca the cat June 19, 2011

phatty girl

a girl w/ a nice plump round ass and some nice thick thighs

by RIPsta October 30, 2003