family guy's,peter,sufers from this illness.petarded is the name of one of the episodes where peter finds out he is retarded.(I won't tell u the rest,it'll ruin it for u)
by Ching January 8, 2006
Get the petarded mug.To be foiled by your own advantage(i.e., explosives prematurely explode).
The history of the phrase comes from the uses of a petard in a seige (a petard is a volitile early explosive capable of bringing down castle walls). To be hoisted is to be lifted or sent up, which is generally what would happen to you if you were near a petard when it goes off (and that's if you got off lucky).
The term, "Hoisted on my own petard" is incorrect (unless of course you were pulled up while on a petard, but that'd be clinicly stupid) in that the meaning is altered. This bastardization is built upon the assumtion that a petard is a spear.
The history of the phrase comes from the uses of a petard in a seige (a petard is a volitile early explosive capable of bringing down castle walls). To be hoisted is to be lifted or sent up, which is generally what would happen to you if you were near a petard when it goes off (and that's if you got off lucky).
The term, "Hoisted on my own petard" is incorrect (unless of course you were pulled up while on a petard, but that'd be clinicly stupid) in that the meaning is altered. This bastardization is built upon the assumtion that a petard is a spear.
Sergeant- "Did you plant all the claymores Corporal Johnson?"
Corporal- "Yes sir."
Sergeant- "Where did you plant them."
Corporal- *Looks around shiftily* "Ummmm..."
Sergeant- "You don't know do you?"
Corporal- "No."
Sergeant- "Hoisted by my own petard."
Synonym- see clusterfuck
Corporal- "Yes sir."
Sergeant- "Where did you plant them."
Corporal- *Looks around shiftily* "Ummmm..."
Sergeant- "You don't know do you?"
Corporal- "No."
Sergeant- "Hoisted by my own petard."
Synonym- see clusterfuck
by ArKainicW July 9, 2010
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1. a guy who has the BIGGEST COCK in the world and likes to get head and poonanny and some pooty at that,
2. a man who is horny as a mug and wants to see poonanny(VAGINA)
2. a man who is horny as a mug and wants to see poonanny(VAGINA)
1. Damn, he must be a petay cause i can see his wang from here.
2. He is a petay cause i don't even no him and he grabbed my vagina.
2. He is a petay cause i don't even no him and he grabbed my vagina.
by peter March 11, 2005
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by jh20s May 3, 2010
Get the Petaphil mug.(verb) When a man lays out rose petals on his lady's bed and then proceeds to lay her down and have sex with the her without first removing said rose petals. Thus have sex on top of the rose petals.
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