1 A group of obsessive and hysterical animal rights
loonies and selfish image-conscious celebs who want to
unrealistically make all animals free and wild again, but
know NOTHING about animals, or the fact that for the sake
of animals and humans, the relationship between the two
must continue, and that some things they stupidly
criticize (zoos and safari parks for example) are
important in reintroducing animals into the wild, and
teaching people about wildlife.
2 Psycho vegans who dare to condemn meat eaters and
manipulate them with their lies and false "facts" (when
if they tried it on in the wasteland of Alaska or the
Steppes of Mongolia, they wouldn't last five minutes)
while simultaneously (and needlessly) killing most of the
animals in their care, and earning an enormous amount of
hatred from embarrassed normal vegans and vegetarians.
3 Ironic hippies who criticize humanity's violence on
one another but would readily (and hypocratically)
contribute to it by "slicing a dude's throat in a second"
(thanks for proving my point JayR - I owe you a pint for
that) because they hate people and think humans are evil,
when some animals DO kill for fun (dolphins on porpoises)
and most carnivores are far more violent when they kill
their prey (and eat it alive - which we rarely do in most
of the world and all of the civilised one).
4 Psycho vegans who equate meat eaters to Nazis (who
ironically had the same contempt for human rights while
upholding animal rights), and target children with their
lying propaganda.
5 Porn stars who think it's "brave" or "daring"
or "shocking" to strip naked to promote animal rights
when nobody actually cares or is impressed.
6 Spineless cowards who condemn people ONLY after they die
(Steve Irwin for example) for not fitting into their
crazy ideals, while said stiff did more in their life to
care for and inspire people about animals than PETA ever
could.
loonies and selfish image-conscious celebs who want to
unrealistically make all animals free and wild again, but
know NOTHING about animals, or the fact that for the sake
of animals and humans, the relationship between the two
must continue, and that some things they stupidly
criticize (zoos and safari parks for example) are
important in reintroducing animals into the wild, and
teaching people about wildlife.
2 Psycho vegans who dare to condemn meat eaters and
manipulate them with their lies and false "facts" (when
if they tried it on in the wasteland of Alaska or the
Steppes of Mongolia, they wouldn't last five minutes)
while simultaneously (and needlessly) killing most of the
animals in their care, and earning an enormous amount of
hatred from embarrassed normal vegans and vegetarians.
3 Ironic hippies who criticize humanity's violence on
one another but would readily (and hypocratically)
contribute to it by "slicing a dude's throat in a second"
(thanks for proving my point JayR - I owe you a pint for
that) because they hate people and think humans are evil,
when some animals DO kill for fun (dolphins on porpoises)
and most carnivores are far more violent when they kill
their prey (and eat it alive - which we rarely do in most
of the world and all of the civilised one).
4 Psycho vegans who equate meat eaters to Nazis (who
ironically had the same contempt for human rights while
upholding animal rights), and target children with their
lying propaganda.
5 Porn stars who think it's "brave" or "daring"
or "shocking" to strip naked to promote animal rights
when nobody actually cares or is impressed.
6 Spineless cowards who condemn people ONLY after they die
(Steve Irwin for example) for not fitting into their
crazy ideals, while said stiff did more in their life to
care for and inspire people about animals than PETA ever
could.
PETA SUPPORTER: Eating meat is bad for you, and cruel to animals, and I'm going to be laughing at your children when you're dead from a stroke AND heart attack AND obesity, and I'm 100 years old!
ME: Don't worry, that's absolutely fine! It'd be better to die of "meat poisoning" than eat veggies to live to become a 100 year old vegetable with no teeth, live in a nursing home for the final years of your miserable life, and having to be cleaned naked by some poor underpaid lowlife while you cut loose and brick all over them because you can't control your bladder.
ME: Don't worry, that's absolutely fine! It'd be better to die of "meat poisoning" than eat veggies to live to become a 100 year old vegetable with no teeth, live in a nursing home for the final years of your miserable life, and having to be cleaned naked by some poor underpaid lowlife while you cut loose and brick all over them because you can't control your bladder.
by Osamasbitch May 20, 2008
Get the petamug. by sammy davis May 13, 2005
Get the petamug. People for the ethical treatment of andimals
"Pussies eating tofu assholes"
Peta is an evil group that hates you. They lie to kids, kill animals, ruin lives, just to start a list.
"Did you know that each vegetarian saves 100 lives a year? Well … 101 when you count yourself. Eating animals and animal products contributes to health problems, including cancer, heart disease, strokes, diabetes, and obesity—just to name a few..."
Out of the 20,899 animals peta has received from 1998-2006 (only counting the 2nd half of 1998, 3,059 animals total adopted) 17,400 of them were killed.
Oh yea, don't forget about "Super Chick Sisters" (look it up on youtube, BigAl2k6 has a good video of it). It makes fun of the Mario Games, Wii, uses them without permission, and doesn't even have any credits.
PETA IS A HORRIBLE THING
"Pussies eating tofu assholes"
Peta is an evil group that hates you. They lie to kids, kill animals, ruin lives, just to start a list.
"Did you know that each vegetarian saves 100 lives a year? Well … 101 when you count yourself. Eating animals and animal products contributes to health problems, including cancer, heart disease, strokes, diabetes, and obesity—just to name a few..."
Out of the 20,899 animals peta has received from 1998-2006 (only counting the 2nd half of 1998, 3,059 animals total adopted) 17,400 of them were killed.
Oh yea, don't forget about "Super Chick Sisters" (look it up on youtube, BigAl2k6 has a good video of it). It makes fun of the Mario Games, Wii, uses them without permission, and doesn't even have any credits.
PETA IS A HORRIBLE THING
by z3ekeezzz April 12, 2008
Get the PeTAmug. by Clinker January 15, 2008
Get the petamug. PETA: A radical organization of animal rights (rights not welfare) activists who can be extremist with their views as they go through any possible attempt to convert the populous to vegan diet and end animal suffering world wide. They surprisingly do not commit violent or terroristic acts for that is clearly the ALF (Animal Liberation Front). Although Ingrid Newirk and the A.L.F. can easily be seen as insane, the idea that these people actually are actually this dedicated to a cause makes them a huge step above the rest of our apathetic and thereby worthless society. People will bash PETA but when it comes down to it, what are they doing in their free time? PETA has a huge misconception of it's actual stand-points on many issues and people are too stubborn to look into issues anymore. If they weren't though they would find the TRUE flaws PETA has in their system. Oh well.
by Soda January 2, 2005
Get the petamug. by Outlandish Josh January 16, 2007
Get the petamug. IF YOU EAT MEAT YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT AND A MURDER! VEGANS GOOD MEAT EATERS BADBABAD
EVERYONE HAS TO DO WHAT WE WANT THEM TO-says a worker from peta
EVERYONE HAS TO DO WHAT WE WANT THEM TO-says a worker from peta
by Mauricio675754 December 17, 2008
Get the Petamug.